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How to Heresy; An instruction
Topic Started: Aug 9 2012, 11:50 PM (83 Views)
Alteros
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Welcome! Today you have breached the Pan-Elemental Gateway for connecting of worlds. You have breach many horror and night mare in this act. Please to read all rules first. Happy travelings!

BEGINNING

Go to the Quorum. See a threads. Hello, threads. Make a threads with FACTION NAME, ELEMENTAL TYPE, BASIC DESCRIPTION and post in similar fashions to the threads you have hello to. They are similar. They are happy. They are make friend with your new thread. Wait for ZETABOARDS SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR to come by and approve your friendship. He is happy man. Come to him with problem and he show you proper way to community solution problem. Now place your first Lands in USER SIGNATURE for posterity. Wave it good bye, we travel now to the ECONOMY.

ECONOMY

-Your economy is made of many STRENGTHS. Some man are fight in many small piece, some man are fight in one big piece. All fight in for land of Pan-Elemenal Gateway, and fight for you! Your mans are friend of you.

Every Monday you are gather 1,000 Strength. Hello say to strength, it is make mans for you. A strengths can make man of many size for you. For demonstrate, 1,000 Strength can make 1,000 mans of 1 Strength, 10 mans of 100 Strength, and many more. Please to ensure mans are made well and happy for MAXIMUM PAN-AGENCY COMBAT EFFECTIVENESS IN SUB-STRING DIMENSIONAL WARFARE.

When you make mans out of Strength, please to post to UNIT LISTING of QUORUM with mans you make and the Strengths they are have. Then list your mans in USER SIGNATURE for posterity.

Important! If your Strengths are low and you want different mans, please to post to UNIT LISTING of QUORUM with mans you destroy and new mans you make. Do not feel sad for the old mans. THey know you are love them and they shed no tear.

-Your economy also comes of many LANDS. Some lands are earths, some lands are waters. Some lands are aether, some lands are fires. Important for note that type of land you have determine kind of man you may make. Behold! A chart:

1 EARTH = 1000 STRENGTH OF TECHNOLOGICAL
1 WATER = 1000 STRENGTH OF BIOLOGICAL
1 AETHER = 1000 STRENGTH OF MAGICAL
1 FIRE = 1000 STRENGTH OF THEOLOGICAL

Important for note is kind of mans you make. Listen well! TECHNOLOGICAL mans are have many machine to do work. A rumble comes, it is a car. It shoots fire and fast metal. BIOLOGICAL mans are have strength from DNA, muscle, bone. A slither comes, it is a beast. It roars and tears many thing. MAGICAL mans are read rune and cast spell from observation of supernatural law. A whistle comes, it is a caster. It is bring many magical energy upon you. THEOLOGICAL mans are serve of higher power(s) and are receive of their power. A yell comes, it is a priest. It calls gods and makes many lightning and ground of opening under feet.

As you are see, LANDS are very import for use of continued sustainable growth of cross-dimensional civilization! They have import because they are sustain a mans. They eat a food, or drink an aether, or warm in a fire. Please to take lands from enemy of homeland in a battle. They are good for taking indeed. Come now for WARFARE and listen to how.

WARFARE

Okay, now you are defend of homeland? Gather your mans, rally them. Speak into their ear. We fight for you, tell them. A tear may shed, an apple fall from tree. But they will not falter. Gather mans in one place and join battle against you in new thread.

Tally your mans, count each one by STRENGTHS. All strengths go into one number. Then multiply by kind of man. See:

IMPORTANT! DIfferent kinds of man are better at different kinds of man at defense of homeland. TECHNOLOGICAL mans are 25% Strength bonus of biological mans for they can make fast steel and fire. BIOLOGICAL mans are 25% Strength bonus of theological mans for all men reject their gods in time with reason and flesh. THEOLOGICAL mans are 25% Strength bonus of magical mans for their power is more concentrate in representative deity. MAGICAL mans are 25% Strength bonus of technological mans for their laws are not laws of science and physical.

EXAMPLE:: If your mans are TECHNOLOGICAL against BIOLIGICAL enemy of defense of homeland, please to multiple Strengths number by 1.25. Then you and enemy compare number. Lower number is lose, and lose 10% of all Strengths. Kill a man first please, then remainder is for wounding. When you have removed mans by strengths you may battle again or flee.

Please to write what you are accomplish. Your mans enjoy tales of their hero deeds. Bigger the words, the better they are for your battle and happy life. In deed, if you are write accomplish of your mans and your enemy are not, please to multiple STRENGTHS by 1.25 after all other multiple. They will a happy for you.

LAND CONQUEST

Okay, you are run out of Lands for your Strengths?? No big deal,, we will make a new lands. Here is what to do.

If you are conquer of empty Lands, please to make thread where land lies. You must conquer empty Lands where adjacent to your mans. Move your mans into this land. Tell of how they live,farm, cook, fight,laugh, dance,,etc. Please to make post detail and long for posterity. Okay! Now you are have conquer this Land.

If you are conquer Lands hold by THE ENEMY please to also make thread. Here you post also detail and long words. Make here words of battle, a poem of war, a song of conquest. The mans will enjoy this and be excite for your victory. Then please to use Warfare rules as we have demonstrate above. If enemy dies or runs, okay! Land is for you. If you die or run, no Lands. Do not fail your mans, they have every dedicate for you.

When you are get new Land, put lands in Land list in USER SIGNATURE with other lands. Please to note that Tecnological man with 1 Water land can now 1000 Strength of Biological mans make. Theological man with 1 Earth land can now 1000 Strength of Technological strength, okay? And for all elementals.

That is end. Be happy with many mans.
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