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Generator-fest; Basically, everything is generated.
Topic Started: Nov 8 2014, 10:27 PM (873 Views)
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Drawer of Eldritch Monsters

Basically, everything is generated
You all control one guy on a ship, who is named Bob Bobman.
Oh, and i try to make all but one item be as useless as ever.

This large ship is shaped vaguely like a hawk merged with a manta ray and is in excellent condition. The interior looks a bit old-fashioned and is done in muted colors. Also, the ship is rumored to be haunted. It is fairly fast, is fairly sturdy, and is extremely fuel-efficient.

The guy starts with a pencil holder, a spool of wire, and a banana.

And also, a clock that can be used to slightly manipulate time, by being able to make the owner travel 2 seconds forward into the future per second for 5 seconds, or 1 second into the past per second for 5 seconds, and both of those properties have a cooldown of 1 minute. It can also stop time for 5 seconds, yet that abillity can be used every 5 minutes.
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Do we respond with generated replies or items or do we command Bob?
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you command bob.
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(=*(playernumber/2))> Bob: Define self and look around. What is the room you are in like?

And does the timestop function cooldown start at the ability deployment, so we can just stop time whenever?
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And does the timestop function cooldown start at the ability deployment, so we can just stop time whenever?
No. The timestop ability cooldown is in the time bob sees.
Bob: Define self and look around. What is the room you are in like?
 

The room is quite small. There is a couple windows, and one door on the other side of the windows.
And also, there is a door at a right 90-degree angle from the other door.
I have a pencil holder, a spool of wire, and a banana.

And also, a clock that can be used to slightly manipulate time, by being able to make the owner travel 2 seconds forward into the future per second for 5 seconds, or 1 second into the past per second for 5 seconds, and both of those properties have a cooldown of 1 minute. It can also stop time for 5 seconds, yet that abillity can be used every 5 minutes in my time.
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Investigate the door.
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Investigate the door.
 

Which one?
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Both of them, obviously.
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Both of them
obviously.

The one opposite the windows is locked.
Now i open the second one...
OHGODITSAGHOST
*Slam*
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Open the door again, and poke the ghost!
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Open the door again and poke the ghost!
 




NO.
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Do it anyways!

Actually, open the door, use the cloak to stop time, examine the ghost for the seconds, then close the door once the timestop wears off.
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Divide. By. Zero.
I am an innocent ant in an unforgiving world.
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Do it anyways! Actually, open the door, use the cloak to stop time, examine the ghost for the seconds
then close the door once the timestop wears off.
Ok. *Does that*

Divide. By. Zero.
 
I have no cal- oh wait the ghost has a roll of duct tape. *Takes*
Because duct tape is a wonder material.
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What does the ghost look like?
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What does the ghost look like?
 
i dunno because i literally just shut the door.
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You were looking at it when you stole the duct tape and saw it because it scared you enough to close the door!

And you stopped time for 5 fucking seconds while stealing that duct tape!

Gaah, wait out the cooldown time of the timestop ability and then use it again to get a better look at the ghost through the same method as before.
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Gaah wait out the cooldown time of the timestop ability and then use it again to get a better look at the ghost through the same method as before.
When are we gonna go THRU the door?

I wait, Then i open the door, and then duct-tape ghost.
Yes, the ghost is a roll of duct tape because why not.
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Wait out the cooldown again, ready some duct-tape, and duct-tape the duct-tape ghost to the door!
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Wait out the cooldown again, ready some duct-tape, and duct-tape the duct-tape ghost to the door!
Now we are going somewhere!

I do that, Then i go through the door. That was easy.

Duct tape inches left: 998/1000 (Its a big roll of duct tape, btw)
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