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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad


(ok libra jokes aside)



You are a budding orphan-thief and Pokémon trainer in the wartorn Joy Empire, or at least someone is.

The situation is grim. Your memory is very weak at the moment and you are...Well, we can decide who or what you are later. But, the Empire is more or less in a state of constant emergency from the Celestial War.

Switches are hidden as always, and there is a plot to discover eventually.

Try this game y/n?

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==>

Command accepted.

fourfold souls? .-. [concept guessing]

We acquiesce.



This is not ok. This shouldn't be happening!

I don't care.

I beg of you, please! For god's sake-

Do you honestly think I care?!

...

Fine then.

I...

Don't try to justify yourself before any of us. It won't work.

Lights. Rise. I am sorry it had to be this way...

H͉͍̭̭ͥ̅̉ͯͯ̚ë͎̰̲͎̖̦̰́͊ͣ̂̇l̳̕l͈̗̻͎o̜̳͊̌̈͢ ͬ͑̋̕t̪̪͎͙̝̭̤ͤ͑̍̽̍͑ͤ̕ḫ̴͔̜̯̝̬̀͋̆́̏̐̾ͅė̱̖ͦ͗̌͡ȑ̹̮̎̎̀ͧͧ́é̖̾ͪͬ,͚̘̝̱̺̟ ̪̗̱̞̩̏̑͒̒̄w̡͔h͉͔͍̩͖̘̲͡o͂ͤͧ͏͉͙̰̪̘̩ ̻̻̘̥̬̼̗̉ͩͩ́a̸͎̅͛̔͗̊̃̇r̪̜̱̹̟̲̗̆̒ͧè̷̦̪̰̟͎͌͊̽̌ ̢͍̤͕̝͚͖̽̎̿͌ͪ̔y̩̥̫̔̋͐͝o̺̻̭̦̞u̷̯͂̇ͪ̓̓͊?̞̫ͩ͂͑̓̏͆ͣͅ

JONATHAN. IKE. ANNABEL SAIRI. NURSE JOY.

W̼͈̥͓̭͂e̶̖̞̜̩͎̔͛ͅͅl̫̟̮̘̳ͮ̊̀̏͟ͅc̟͇͇ͨ̏̅̏ͨ͞o̦͙ͅm̹̪̐e͙͓̱̫̒̽̉ͪ̈͛͘ ̙̫͖̇͒̒̿̃ͦͯt̊̂o̠͟ ̵͉̰ͧͧt̘hͥ͡ȩ̳͛̑ ̮̜̲̩͍͕͙̔̀w̼̻͇̜̥ͩͬ͋ͫ̾ͅò͓͕͕̝̖͍̯ͤ́̍͗r̼͙̣̖͆l̬̟͇̯͈̗̜̄͋̈́́̐̆̌͟d̹̝͗ͣ̈̆̏ ̯̥ͧͣͨͯo̲͕̯̻̹̭̜ͫ͆f̡̯̺͚̄̍͛ͪ̊́ ̷̽ͨ͌ͤ̉̋P͙̹̓̉͌ͥ̀͂ͦo͖͋͡ke̶͕ṃ͖̜̝̽ͨ̏ͅoͧ̈́ͨ͟n͊ͣ̓̀ͧͪ͂͏͎̼͚̟̟̯͍!̸̹̆ ̳ͪ̂̽͋ͅI͐͏̳̟̘'̺̱̟̟̲̊͂m̸͍͕ ͞p̬̙̞̥ͪ̏͞r̠̣̪̮͚̈́͊o̸̺ͥ̔̃̆f̘͟ē͇̯͈̹ͬ̒͗͋͢s̩̖͙̚s͋̒͗̒̑̈͆ö͕͖͚́̎͗ͯ̾̕ṟ͔̘̺̰͎̘̂ ̮͕̗̳̏ͮ[͙̭͓̪̏̿̎͌ͭͭ̔T͔̠̾ͨ̾ͦ̐͆́R̟̮̫̳͗̀ͅE͉͇̜̗ͭͪ̾ͪ̒̈̀̚E̙̍͑ͣ]̟̹̐͐.̳̹̥̀ ͈̦̘̩̮̯I̸̺̫̱̬̼͌́̀͗̔̂ ͈ͪͬ̾ͩs̭̥̞͍̜̲ͮ̔ͫ̃͊̚̚tͥ̾̒̽͂̋̚͏͍̜̙̯ü̳̬̣̱̱dͭͧ͌̋͞y̥͒ͥͬ̔̓͆̽ ̣̃̆ͯ́ͥ̾ͩp̴̂̇̊ͯͤͯ̏o̼̗ͦͥk̡͙̝̰̤̚ḙ͇̩̩͕̰̃͐ͭ͑̚m̥͐o͊n̫̳͍͙̱ͯͪ̒.͇̩̪̣͕ͭ̉̊ͬͬ͒́͟ ̲͙͎B̢̗̪̟̥ͣͥ͌͋u̲̼͚̺̘̱͍͂̾̿t̷̗̣̘̘ͤ̿̐ͤͨͨͤ ̲̮ͣ͗̽ͩ͑͡f̟̳̗̞ͣ̐̋̄i͕͍̬̗̜̋̆̍͒̿̇r̒̉́͌̑s̮̄͌̿ͩẗ̸̪̻͇́̄ͧ̾ͭ,̠͎̬̫͔̀ ̴̙̗̯̺͒̒͑̇ͥͭͅo̫̠̻͍̣ͣͭ̔n̳̥͇͖̰̩͗̓͆̑e̥̬ͅ ̟̜̤ͩͫtͯ͛h͖̘͇̠̃ͦͨ̎ͩ͋ī̛̠͈̪̯̪ͬͥͣ̌ͣͦn̯͈̬ͯ͂̌g̡̲̤̋.̱̗͎͎̮̭

*sobs* Oh god, here it comes!

A̝͕͓r̝̮̙̞̲̤͋ͨ̓͡e͍͇͈͖̖̞͚̍̽̆̈́ͫ͟ ̺͈̪̖̗̃͢y̬̍͂͋ͫͬ̒o͔̼̖͓̜ͧ̒̊̾ṷ̱̲̖̫̪ͧ̅ͥͣ́ ̳̳͋a̭̮̖̐͆ͫ̈͊ͦ͗́ ͂̄͏͉̜͉B̖͈̱̦̖̩ͭ̊͢Ọ̭̑̆͛́Y̞̘͢ ͙̒̂͜o̯̣̯̦̘̤ͯ̊̽̿͒r̼̹͕ͬ͛ ̬̗̗̘̐́a̩̻̙ͩͦ̍̾͗͋ ͞G̱͕̺͕̖̱͘I̙͔̙̰̞ͯ̓̊̐͒Ŕ͉̮̰̥̓̓͑̿ͅL̗̳͍̭̹͍̮̍̇̀͜?̿ͮͣ̓́̋

BOY. BOY. GIRL. GIRL.

God, why?! Please, make it stop MAKE IT STOP M̛ͪ͗͋ͨͫ͛́ͦͭ̊̀͋͗̚҉̲͚̝̜͈͍͈̻̘̩͡Aͨ̅͗̽ͧ̓ͨ͗̅ͯ͌̆̅̾͗͂̔͏̧̳̠̤̥̞̮̯̯̥̭K̷̤̝̣̼͕ͨ͊̊̀̀ͧͪ̀̏̑ͯ̍͌͑̍ͫ́͘͠E̶̢͓̭̦̰̱͚̟̲̫̝̖̞̬̤̩̭͙͈̔ͯ̅̒̓̃ͥͫ̇͑̐̎ͥ͞ ̸̧̢̮̯̱͕̦̲̫̘̞̥̘͖̬͍͐ͣ̅̐̎̄̃͞͠Iͭͫ̊́҉͖̥̖̪̬͜͠ͅŢ̶̢̬̤̜̠̜̤̌͂̍̽͆̓ͩ̃͑͂̎̓̋̏̏͢͝ͅ ̡͚̭̞̰̼̦̠͇̺̤͇̬̱̞͈̱̃̂͗̎͐S̩͖͚ͧ̀̐̏͌̐̒̉ͮ̀̈͌ͤͤ̇̚̚͘͢͠͠Ț͓̥̰͈̞̣̭̠̈́ͤ̅̋̆ͭ͂̐̍̇̄̄̐ͤ́O̸̵̴͆̎̏̊ͣͯ̑̚҉͉͖̘͎̰͓͖͢ͅP̴̡̟̫͖͎̫̣̪͕̙̝͇̟͉͉̗̩̫̳̻̀͂̐ͩ̉ͫͮ͆ͭ͋̅̇̅̕͝!!!



Face the music, you fucking bastard!

I told you. I told you before and I will tell you again. I do not care, and you can do nothing to any of Us.

I̵̲͇̻̼ͨ̈̐ņ̻̥̖̬̃ͦ͛͛ ̄͊m̹͇͑͒ͫ̓̋̚͜y̪̹̼̥̙̲͂̈́͘ ỳ̦ͫo̗̬̝̫̰ͬṷ̦̈́̑ͫ̀̎͝t̻͕̜͈͐̓͊͛͞h̦̹ͩͭ͒͗ͯ,̨͙͍̦̺̟̝̘̄ͦ ͔̐ͪ̊̕Ï͚̖͙̌̍̀ ̣̟̘ͫ̾ͯ͠c͎o̳̭̦̠̘̞͑̽͆̍͋͜ľ̡̰̫̳̩̗ͪͅle̬̤̜͙͓̘̣̎̋͂̄̐͘c̷̗̠͕̋̽ṫ̯̰e̓̇̃̒̐͊d̢̠̬͉̮̩̪̈ͪ̊̉̾̀ ̢̝̞͖͍̭̂̓ͣ͑P̞̖̬̹̳̂ͯ͡ok͖̥͇͕̹̜͉̔̇̂́è̔̂͊̍͒̚m̨̗͉͇̝͕͙̬̐̍́̀̐õ͒n̳̝̦͉̼ͯ̎ͧ͂͂͞.̰̪̖̟̙̗̒ ͥ̈́͏̖̦Y̗̣͎͞ǒ̹̮̜͚̊͝u̩͈͇̤̥ͧ͒ͤͩ̇̚͠ ̀c͊̓ͨ̑̓ͬa̹̜̣̹͎̲ͤ́n͇͙̖̦͛ͨ ̳͙͙͉͇͚ͪ̆ͨe͐͗̈́́a̿̃̾̋̈͐̂҉̺͕̫̪̫̤c̴̘͉͚̠͐̾̉ͧ̒̚h̸͈̭͍͕̯̣͍ͮ ̷̼̤͖̞̱̹̞ͬ͑h̴͚̓͆͒ͦͮ́ͤa̦͎̋̊̌̓v̅̽̄͆͊ͣe ̰̜̦̻̪̎ͧ̒ͅo͎n̬͉̩̟͋ͣ̌͋̃̈́è̼͕̝͎͎ͪ͐̍͑ ͚̹̖̝̇̅͒ͫo̭͇͍̱̰̞͔ͪf̷̥̫͐ ̮̩̯̰̖̒̋̆̓̕m̙̲̼͑͆ͯ͐̌̑ͅï͇͜n̡̹̲̈̆ͥͩ͑e͊͏̬̰.͍̔

HM....Nah. Jonathan gets none, Ike gets Gallade and two Gardevoirs (with Gardevoirites and Galladite) , Annabel Sairi gets Venusaur (with Venusaurite), and Nurse Joy gets Chansey, and Arceus, and Mew, and all the pokemon all of them.



Please stop. Now. I'm getting tired of this, really!

Your torment will end when we wish it and most likely not before.

At least let the poor guy defend himself!

The rules are disabled. He will be fine.

But...

Alright, perhaps we will have mercy. Hold on, let me bash some glitch data into a Pokeball, keystone it and restone it...There we go!

H̱̦̆̾͘eͣͬ̈r̟͔̞̙̫̍̆̏̇̏̀ẹ̢̗͚̙,̡͖̀ͥ ̙̹̜͎̋̑̄̉̌̚h̦̜̬̭̤̘a͖̬̦͖̯ͫ̅͠v͒ͨ̓ẹ͉̝̙̗͍̟̚ ̲͆a̢͓̘̽̎ ̥̦̖̯̘̩͍ͪ̈́͊̎ͧ̚M̛̥̲ͭ͛͐̂̾̄̃i̬̺̣̲͊̔s̻̹̩̔̋̔̽ͣ̃s̉̽͊̾̆͑i̗̖͇̋̂̊n̻̭̖̥̬̦̋g̪͙ͣ̌͌ͮ̑ͅn̹͂̉̅̎͐́ọ͎̹ͪ̈ͯ͑.ͤ̾̓ͫ͏

...fuck.

Let's play a game!

I hate you. Did you know that?

Yes. Yes I do.

... *sulking*

Come on, suffer and die for us~

Initializing, against our will. Soul transference engaged....Complete.

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH-" cuts in the voice of the famous salesman.

Fuck, I hate meta-popup ads. is Jonathan's first thought of the day as he awakes in an alleyway of Knox Ante, the regional capitol city-fortress of the Joy-controlled planet Audio Dell. It is shortly followed by What the hell? Are Earth's greatest salesmen coming to haunt me?

"HELL FUCKING YES!" the resounding cries of thousands of YTPs cry out into his/your soul. It is unwarranted and you are worried.

QUICK, DO SOMETHING! he recommends, thankfully in a more internal tone, although with slightly less shouting. Arceus damn and Flame alive, what the hell? Owww, your mind feels...Twofold? Threefold? Sixfold? Sevenfold? So many voices chattering in your brain...

You check yourself. You are sitting on a pile of discarded old newspapers, out of everything except the clothes you're wearing, a backpack, an Omnipod laptop/pokedex/PDA/Pokemon Container/something.



Oh right. How could you forget, your only friend in the waking world...Missingno. The strange glittering pokeball still sits in your pack, left unlooted. Joy. Heh, name of the empire and all.

You suddenly feel an immense desire to get away from that particular piece of narration.

You have no idea what that voice in your head is talking about. Please ignore it.



BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW PLOT! he yells into your psyche, as cosmic forces beyond your comprehension slaughter each other futilely.

He says do something. What do?
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Why don't you walk down the alleyway? you think. It's not like Nedben can act out his demented fantasies properly without external aid to keep the colors flowing.

Who is nedben? You're suuuuure whoever he is isn't messing with you right now.

Always distrust the yellow text of evil... you muse, recalling an ancient memory.

You get up and walk down the alleyway only to find none other than the Wicked Witch of Weed!!!

What.

You know, the old lady?

There is not enough hatred in the universe to express how I feel right now.

D'aww, you make me proud.



The random old lady notices you walking down the alleyway, and assumes you are here to steal her weed! She deploys her Meowth and challenges you to a battle!

"You'll never take me alive, coppers!" she shouts, releasing a Seed Flare on top of Kinesis to knock you in the air and then smashing you into the walls with her personal Vine Whip, then casting Razor Leaf to storm you, followed by a Solar Beam and a Giga Drain, then triplecasting Defend Order, Heal Order, and Attack Order, teleporting wildly, using her Meowth to hit you with Pay Day, then flies away with said Meowth, shooting more money at you the entire time.

You have no idea what just happened. Missingno pops out and uses Grand Revival on you, restoring you to full health. Ow.

Wicked Witch of Weed dropped 6x 'Marilize Legijuana' and ¥1000! Well, at least you got paid...

A paper airplane conks you on the head. It's an advert for joining Team Iael. You vaguely remember something about this.

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A BRAND-NEW OPINION: DO IT ALREADY

Well, you can't argue with Billy Mays!

Then the alarms go off. The city is under attack by Gem forces. You can see the hand-shaped warships in the sky getting pummeled by multiple city autocannons and beam weapons. A few scattered trainers with long-range attack pokemon, laser guns, or magic are also firing haphazardly into the sky with heavy weapons, but gem warship armor is generally rather incredible.

Today is going to be a long day. What do?
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Use "Marilize Legijuana" on self.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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You are now pretty colors. What do.
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Ponder on the nature of life, the universe, and everything while high on pretty colors. Get hungry. Look for a pizza.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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You search for pizza. Missingno repeatedly nudges you out of the way of various large lasers and stray explosions.

You stumble into an armored pizza parlor, its roof turret autocannon blazing away at a handship above. You attempt to steal a supreme pizza worth ¥1000, but the shopkeeper intercepts you and takes the money from you to avoid having to involve law enforcement. However, you DO get to keep the pizza.

A strange case of the munchies makes you consume half of it. You now have half a pizza.

The pretty colors are getting less vivid...

Marilize Legijuana has worn off.

The attack on the city is still going strong, but the city's defenses aren't seriously being fazed either.
Edited by nedben, Sep 30 2015, 11:46 AM.
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Check inventory, pokemon, bag, pokedex, and wallet. Get an idea of your surroundings. Get an idea of things in general. Just. Get a clue, whatever your name is.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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You are Jonathan, and you are a street urchin poorfag-kun, poorfag-chan's spear counterpart a homeless bum an 'Unlicensed Pokemon Trainer'.

Your inventory currently consists of a half-eaten pizza, a Team Iael Advertisement Paper Airplane (which upon analysis appears to be a variant of the ShellCore Command Paper Airplane), 5x Marilize Legijuana, the omnipod device you work with, and the backpack you keep this all in. You have one Pokemon, Missingno, who is at full health and currently full PP. You also have yourself, who is just you and the clothes you wear by default, also at full health and PP. You have ¥0. You can just use the Internet as a Pokedex that project is way already dealt with.

You are standing in Seedy Plaza, centerpiece of the Garden District on the bad side of town, the town in question being the city-fortress of Knox Ante, planetary and regional capitol of Audio Dell, part of the Nurse Joy Empire. You wandered here to get a pizza from the alleyways where you woke up in and got beat up by the Wicked Witch of Weed, because you got high off the blunts she dropped when the absconded before the police got there.

Knox Ante is currently under attack by Gem forces. Various defense forces and independent agents are fighting the gems in the sky. As before, neither side shows signs of giving up any time soon, but you bet Knox Ante will probably fall at some point as this siege is much larger than normally sent against it from what you can see alone.

You notice some hand-ships preparing to land in the Military District jammed on one of the borders between the good and bad sides of town, presumably to destroy the major resistance to their invasion.
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Check missingno's stats and moves. Is missingno even EV trained and a 6IV shiny?
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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Missingno's stats and moves are too scrambled to make out, though you've seen it pull out some incredible things. Attempting to discern its form or capabilities too sharply causes it to switch to a different palette of possible Missingno sprites. He changes colors slightly as you watch.

*shrugs*

Your guess is as good as mine.

Billy Mays interjects with "GET ON THE BALL!" as a damaged Gem warship explodes in the sky courtesy of a lucky shot from the pizza parlor autocannon turret. You should probably get to a more secure location since you lack any livelihood in need of serious defense.
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Go to the Pokemart and buy some ASS! DRUG BAG F***, so you can continue smoking weed.

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You are an unlicensed Pokemon trainer, and so the shops on the good side of town won't sell to you such trainerly goods as 'medicine'. As Robert Joe cannot comprehend Homestuck, we are assuming that is not a reference to the Fetch Modus

You have no idea where that thought came from, and do not want to think about it further.

Except you kind of do!

Billy Mays interjects with something about anime-away bazookas and Nedben and Haruhi's loud voice.

However, there might be some dealers about in the undercity.

You walk to the nearest Absurdly Spacious Sewer grate, one of the storm drains, and enter. It was pried open ages ago by the Rattatas common to this area and the sewers have been full of homeless people and criminals ever since.

You locate a few mercenaries heading to the surface to ensure their assets are not threatened by the ongoing battle, trace their path, and going into the hive of scum and villainy that is one of the more friendly dens, you find a branch of the Sugar Hole, one of the common criminal services organizations. You are devoid of money and cannot get any illicit substances from the gasmask maid at the bar, but you do consume one of the free sample mints in hopes of it being laced with something psychoactive. It's not, sadly enough. If you want to seriously harm yourself, you can probably do some...things...to get money for your newfound wants.

You are now at the Sugar Hole Bar. The other patrons do not seem particularly friendly, but the gasmask maid is at least ambivalent, if tending positive.
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Get a ladder! Have missingno lift up the ladder while you're on it, and go hijack an aeroplane!
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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You leave the bar in search of a ladder, stealing one that broke off a fire escape in the firefight.

Missingno and you use elementary troll science to get into the air via magnetics and now you are inside of a Gem Warship which blew up the airplane you were trying to hijack.

Would you like to hijack this gem warship instead?
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Wait, what? No no no no no I want an airplane! This is just a stepping stone to get an airplane! Locate the nearest actual airplane, and drive this gem warship into it to hijack it.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad

You head to the control room in order to hijack an airplane via the warship.

There appears to be a Peridot-class gem defended by a quartet of Ruby-class gems.

What do?
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Go, Missingno! Use KILL THEM ALL
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad

Missingno kills one of the Rubies, but the other 3 fuse and start punching it.

The peridot calls you a clod but is too busy trying to pilot the ship to actually fight you.
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I call the peridot a twit. idiot. worm. dodo. loser. dummy. fool.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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