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Sep 16 2015, 08:01 AM Post #1 |
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad
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You are a Dark Mechanicus-aligned heretek psyker, perhaps the best being in the world for escaping it. You are alone with your lab (sitting atop the ultimate artifact, the STC Megatitan Library Constructor Forge World), although most of it remains locked behind archailect-grade security measures, and burrowed deep within the planet) on a cordially boring earthlike habitable planet that has been quietly spared the ravages of pretty much everywhere else in the galaxy, but Chaos will quietly impact this quiet little world further. Strangely, what you can sense of the world-computer below is that it is resisting the gods far better than most machines should. For obvious reasons, you cannot tell anybody about the true nature of this star system, relying on the power of psychic sorcery, your autofarms, and what little miracles you can glean from the machines below for supplies. More or less part of Chaos Undivided, your goal is to ascend to princehood and your mortality has more or less faded to the level of a youkai, courtesy of several minor gods you've been favored by over the years of killing things to death. What do in a packet of warp-calm leaking into a bland free world? Edited by nedben, Sep 16 2015, 06:34 PM.
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