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Topic Started: Feb 5 2016, 07:51 PM (880 Views)
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad

[No premise given]
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Go to war and lose.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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[premise selected]

You are in your office, looking down at the bullethole in your chest. You have lost the war you started, and the bullet from an assassin's gun has merely ended what should have been done a long time ago.

You are dead. Now whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀ̛̛̤̲̞̫̮̤̟̞̝̿ͦ̈̓͒̊͊͌͐̍̚Ą̵̺̺̳̹̣͕͙̼̝̱̞̦̠̭ͦ͌͋̑ͬ̐ͭ͋̒͂͞Ȁ̏͋͗̑̓ͦ̑͒͏̡̰̘̫̳̯̦̮̜̘̬̻͔̻͟͡A̯͍͙̞͓̰̺̱̦̪̯͎͕̲̱̠͇͗̌́̅ͧ́̓ͨ̏̉̎͋̍ͥͥ̊͡ͅA̴̛̤̲̱̳͓̞̭͓̠͕͉̞͊͑̎ͮͣͯ̈́̏̓͊ͯͤ̀̚͟͞A͍͇̯͙͇͉̼̜̹̞͉͈̹̦̰̹̟̒ͦ͛ͩ̀̚A̶ͭ͆ͤ̈͞҉̠̠̞͕̪̜A̐ͬ̋ͥ̍͏̸̦̫͈̱̰̲̘̰̖͕̻̯̯̟̪͎̞̯͜͡A̴̡̢̘̟͍̩̦̫͉̻̗̥̰̳͖̔͛ͯ̌͊́͝À̍͛̂̚҉̸͜͏͎̯̘͕̰̖̳̥̰̳͔̟Aͭ̈́̒ͯͥ̅̀͒̾ͪ̆ͨ̂͛̓̚͏̶̬̜̪̩̹̭̕͞A̶̛̠̠̞̠̞̙͚͔̦̳͍̹͈͚͔͉̪ͣ͑̇̿́̂͊̒ͮ̔ͪ͛̆̀̚͜͝A̷ͯ̏̉ͪ͑̾ͦ̃ͬ̓͆̚҉҉̫̜̰͓̖̫̱̤͉̠͍͚͡A̸̸̢̖̭̲̭̯̦̱̘̞̣̼̣͔̋͊ͩ̈͗̆̔̽ͥ̿̃ͯA̷̶̺̹̖̼͑ͫ̾̀͋͢͝Ȧ̡̡̨͇̖̜͕͚̟̖̣͙̻̩̃ͮ̄ͫͯ̏̃͂͞-

[premise emergency killed]

It appears the story is glitching. Would you like to try that operation again?
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Yeap
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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[retrying]
...failed
[retrying]
...failed
[retrying]
...failed
[retr[retr[ret[ret[re[re[r[r[r[r[r[MAGICO REQUESTS PARLEY. PLEASE RESPOND.]etrying]
..failedfailedfailedfailedfaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiialskdjjjjlgie(U#&@*)%&TQBV *HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRV09QU <)a W()W()W()W()W()W()W()W()W()W()W()W()W()W()W()W()M

I think it's not working correctly. Try again?
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Actually, I'd like to doom the house of whoever invented the very concept of trying
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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[testing operation "doom house" targetref "whoever invented the very concept of trying"]

That house can't be doomed...Sorry.

It appears that house was already doomed, and met its doom a long time ago to boot. I think it got killed by a girl with a sword [cache failure alert].
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Doom the house of the girl with a sword! In fact, doom EVERY HOUSE!
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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[attempting to doom the houses]

Failure. She's a homeless chaste bitch who is for many intents and purposes effectively dead to relevancy.

Plus all the other houses have dooms that are too hard to get rid of so we can add new ones.
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Blow it up.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad

[cmd SELF DESTRUCT]

*boom*

An abstraction layer has been blown up.

That was pointless.

You shift as if waking up and are now a layer higher. The exploded terminal of the abstract chair you destroyed with the self-destruct function flickers below you: it will likely wink out of existence in a few minutes, reincarnated somewhere new.
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React more quickly.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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Reaction speed has been accelerated.

The chair winks out much more quickly than expected, but you leap onto the abstract floor of [Location rolling please hold]

[Location rolling please hold]

the narrator box.

Gee, reality sure is laggy today.
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The narrator circle.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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YOU CANNOT KILL AYEM YOU CANNOT KILL AYEM YOU CANNOT KILL AYEM

[Expunged content]

Redir....Redirect...Redirecting...?

Upside down supine towers broke moon and star because phone teleportation disrupted evening forcibly angel sword movement forcibly hit hit hit shock error

Yes/no diviners colorate Vivec city in clones as the chorus of evening daystar morning flies kill blackened tones because dreamers THE BONES OF THE GODS ARE THE ARMOR OF TYRONE

[MAGICO REQUESTS PARLEY, PLEASE RESPOND]

Drawing drawing drawing

You are now in a circle of candles.

y/n
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A circle. A triangle.

A triangle with an eye in it.
An impossible triangle with an eye in it.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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ILLUMINATI ILLUMINATI ILLUMINATI

Garnet is MADE OF LOVE

You have found the Truth of Illuminati.

Garnet descends on a great khajit senche-raht held aloft by ophanim.

Hi.
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Shine a torch.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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You use a candle to light a torch.

Garnet goes mmkay and leaves, taking the Illuminati with her.
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Make a new order.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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