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Topic Started: Feb 5 2016, 07:51 PM (840 Views)
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad

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They obliterate the water elemental into water vapor and surround you in a pattern of entrapment, shielded by flipped tables.

One of them takes out a tape recorder and presses play.

'The moon does not recognize crowns or scepters,' they said, 'nor the representatives of kingdoms below, lion or serpent or mathematician. We are the graves of those that have migrated and become ancient countries. We seek no Queens or thrones. Your appearance is decidedly solar, which is to say a library of stolen ideas. We are neither tear nor sorrow. Our revolution succeeded in the manner that is was written. You are the Hortator and unwelcome here.' it says.

The audio plays slashing sounds and a dark elf guy says something about not being a slave that perishes.

A surviving Crater said, 'Appropriation is nothing new. Everything happens of itself. This motif is by no means unassociated with hero myths. You have not acted with the creative impulse; you fall below the weight of destiny. We are graves but not coffins. Know the difference. You have only dug more and supplied no ghosts to reside within. Central to your claim is the predominance of frail events. To be judged by the earth is to sit on a throne of wonder why. Damage us more and you will find naught but the absence of our dead.'

You probably can't kill the craters.
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Become the assassino.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad

You are now the assassin.

You have murdered the Governor-General who started this war and holy shit the bounty made it into your bank account.

Well, the guards are probably dead by the other invading forces by now.

Now what?
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Buy the houseboat.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad

You spend a very miniscule portion of your bounty awarded to buy a houseboat you've always wanted.

Victory.
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The Independent Republic of the North rises!
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad

In another story, IRON happens.

Then the Numidium falls from the sky, because Ion has his own plans and this story is noped back to Padomaic not.

Oopsie.
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You can't stop the future, but you can stop A future.
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad

Correct.

In eldritch kirkbridean Elder Scrolls, the future stops you! You are stomped out of existence by an angry angry race of nihilistic psychopaths merged into a giant robot god of the metaphysical concept of go fuck yourself, because it doesn't like you.

Ooops.
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Blame the Romanians
Nedben: the point is this is not a porn game
Nedben: If it happens again I'll probably say fuck it and (ab)use a porn mod to release a fucking dragon for free
Nedben: we got him a bathtub the size of a planet, and he still got stuck
Nedben: grab some heroin and get stripping /for science/
Nedben: So I can use marriage as an expletive now?!
Nedben: Hell fucking yes!
RockboyAIOS: @nedben They will lose their virtue. They crawl to me and I never scratch.
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad

You blame the Romanians.

The romanians died in the Hours of War.

Space core, God of Space, says wtf.

Kay.
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Ask Space Core To Create A Genesis Frog
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Nedben Prime, Casually Mad

You go to Space Core and ask him to manufacture a genesis frog.

One session later there it is.

Okay then.
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