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| Tribe o' the Huns; A rather loose-knit collection of wits | |
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| The Hunnish Nations | Jan 8 2013, 11:19 AM Post #1 |
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This isn't exactly a family as much as it is a tribe of rampaging barbarians. There is a head of the family, namely myself, Attila of the Hunnish Nations. Otherwise the "family" structure is unconventional. I have a collection of consorts and concubines which change over time. If you wish to become one of my consorts and/or concubines you may volunteer, but that isn't strictly necessary. I plan to abduct and rape consorts and concubines during my rampages, and bring them back over my saddle to my yurt, where they will bear me strong sons and increase the Tribe. My sons will continue the family tradition by abducting and raping their own consorts and concubines. I'll announce whom I've abducted on an irregular basis, so ladies, be prepared. |
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| The Hunnish Nations | Mar 11 2013, 12:49 PM Post #2 |
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*gallop gallop gallop clop clop clop* *arrives at yurt, unmounts from Ferghana pony and unstraps Felicity and Sonja* Welcome to your new serai, ladies. Milk my horse and I'll call you to enter unto my chambers. |
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| Seven-Five | Mar 11 2013, 01:54 PM Post #3 |
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*Walks up to The Hun's yurt where Felicity and Sonja are being held captive* Outside the yurt, 7-5 stands in his awesome cowboy outfit gritting his teeth. He's angry, two of his favourite ladies have been taken captive by some dirty, sloppy raiding barbarian. He dramatically pulls his duster back and puts his hand on his Schofield Revolver. It was time to defend some women's honour. His horse neighing behind him, 7-5 adjusts his hat and: "HUNNISH NATIONS!" he yells as loud and clear as he can. "I'm callin' you out! Let those women go and we can talk through this. I don't wannaget mean about this!" 7-5 stood ready, his revolver cocked and raring for a quickdraw of action. 7-5 stood ready to take care of business. |
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| Alicia DiLaurentis | Mar 11 2013, 02:03 PM Post #4 |
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A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.
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Actually it's a very interesting and original concept Hun, congrats
Edited by Alicia DiLaurentis, Mar 11 2013, 02:03 PM.
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| Seven-Five | Mar 11 2013, 02:07 PM Post #5 |
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Aye, I am also enjoying the chance for a stand-off. Hopefully it'll become a mexican one! |
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| The Hunnish Nations | Mar 11 2013, 02:10 PM Post #6 |
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*pops open a couple of cans of kumiss, offers to split Felicity and Sonja with 7-5, there's plenty to go round* |
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| Alicia DiLaurentis | Mar 11 2013, 02:12 PM Post #7 |
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A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.
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Felicity is already taken guys. But Charlotte is still free ;> |
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| The Hunnish Nations | Mar 11 2013, 02:14 PM Post #8 |
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Huns always welcome volunteers! *whistles up horde. Horde of 80,000 close hunnic relatives gallop up to yurt, scimitars gleaming* |
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| Amanae | Mar 11 2013, 02:20 PM Post #9 |
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*noticing that Seven-Five has Atilla preoccupied, Felicity takes Nyx' by the hand (she's changed her name) and puts her finger to her lips. They sneak around behind the tent before mounting ponies and charging off, keeping the yurt between them and Atilla so that he wouldn't see them.* (I wish I'd grabbed something to drink) |
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| Seven-Five | Mar 11 2013, 02:28 PM Post #10 |
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7-5 sees Fel and Nyx ride off as HN assembles his horde. It was probably a bad idea to confront a guy who has a horde. But then again, 7-5 doesn't give a fuck. "How can you split something with me you don't even have anymore?!" 7-5 draws his gun deliberately and points it at HN's person. 7-5 was going to give Fel and Nyx time to escape. "You might have 80,000 men on horses, but I got my sights on you! You order your men to cover you or to pursue those women and you'll get ventilated, you unner'stand me?!" There was a very obvious tension in the air. 7-5 wasn't sure if HN would call his threat out by sending someone out anyways. He decided to offer a bit of compromise. "If you stick to your word and don't try anything sneaky, we can go to the nearest village and take whoever you fuckin' want. I'll even help you. But I won't have you taking the fanciest ladies in all of Ainur without asking them first!" 7-5 hoped he could end this stand off with a night of carousing and pillaging. But if not. Well... who gives a shit? Violence is violence. |
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