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Tribe o' the Huns; A rather loose-knit collection of wits
Topic Started: Jan 8 2013, 11:19 AM (1,305 Views)
The Hunnish Nations
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This isn't exactly a family as much as it is a tribe of rampaging barbarians. There is a head of the family, namely myself, Attila of the Hunnish Nations. Otherwise the "family" structure is unconventional. I have a collection of consorts and concubines which change over time. If you wish to become one of my consorts and/or concubines you may volunteer, but that isn't strictly necessary. I plan to abduct and rape consorts and concubines during my rampages, and bring them back over my saddle to my yurt, where they will bear me strong sons and increase the Tribe. My sons will continue the family tradition by abducting and raping their own consorts and concubines. I'll announce whom I've abducted on an irregular basis, so ladies, be prepared.
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Seven Deaths
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007 from Banefiled, NJ

Ashton Mercer
Mar 11 2013, 10:28 PM
Ugh. Fine, I guess. Just let my first character die with some honor, will you?
Nah, it wouldn't be fair. Perhaps we should just take this to the real RP area that you've been trying to revive?
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Ashton Mercer
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The Right Man in the Wrong Place

Of course.

ADMIN!
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Alex
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Most amazing Doctor ever

Damnit, you still dont have mod yet?
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Ashton Mercer
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The Right Man in the Wrong Place

Nope.
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Charlie Sheen
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im on your side ashton. The direction of the bullet shifted with the wind :cookie: have a cookie of peace
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007 from Banefiled, NJ

Charlie Sheen
Mar 12 2013, 05:22 AM
im on your side ashton. The direction of the bullet shifted with the wind :cookie: have a cookie of peace
That wasn't how I had read it! haha :P
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Seven-Five
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Seeing that things are more than taken care of by some legionaries and some coked-out sniper, 7-5 shrugs, holsters his piece and rides off on his horse.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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Alicia DiLaurentis
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A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.

LOL this thread is so hilarious :D
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Amanae
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* after riding for a day in the desert, Felicity questions blindly charging off without a compass. An oasis appears on the horizon and her heart is filled with relief. Hours later, the women arrive, weak from dehydration, and slide off of the ponies into the crisp clear pool.
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Felicity
Mar 12 2013, 06:49 AM
* after riding for a day in the desert, Felicity questions blindly charging off without a compass. An oasis appears on the horizon and her heart is filled with relief. Hours later, the women arrive, weak from dehydration, and slide off of the ponies into the crisp clear pool.
7-5, feeling very accomplished from accomplishing his mission, gallops towards the nearby oasis, himself very thirsty. His horse to.

Dismounting his horse, he walks it over to the pool of water only to see the two ladies he sought to rescue there.

"Fel! Nyx! That you two over there?" he yells from across the pond. He hoped they were alright.
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