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| Tribe o' the Huns; A rather loose-knit collection of wits | |
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| The Hunnish Nations | Jan 8 2013, 11:19 AM Post #1 |
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This isn't exactly a family as much as it is a tribe of rampaging barbarians. There is a head of the family, namely myself, Attila of the Hunnish Nations. Otherwise the "family" structure is unconventional. I have a collection of consorts and concubines which change over time. If you wish to become one of my consorts and/or concubines you may volunteer, but that isn't strictly necessary. I plan to abduct and rape consorts and concubines during my rampages, and bring them back over my saddle to my yurt, where they will bear me strong sons and increase the Tribe. My sons will continue the family tradition by abducting and raping their own consorts and concubines. I'll announce whom I've abducted on an irregular basis, so ladies, be prepared. |
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| The Hunnish Nations | Mar 12 2013, 09:50 AM Post #41 |
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* Attila yawns and awakes from his slumber. He vaguely remembers a short, rotund legionnaire riding into camp last night, brandishing a gladis, and a peculiar skinny John Wayne-wannabe performing tricks with his peashooter. Whatever, this entertainment was not sufficient to keep him awake. He surveys his 80,000 close relatives, a small representation of his horde, and sees that they are largely untouched except for one or two minor hangnails and nosebleeds. Further, he sees his two lovely abductees over at the nearby Oasis of Xanadu. He considers for a moment to warn the abductees that the waters of Xanadu are spiked with a mickle powerful aphrodisiac, which causes the drinker to set upon the nearest Hun with passionate lust. But he simply sits upon his hairy throne and watches. * |
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| Amanae | Mar 12 2013, 10:04 AM Post #42 |
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* The water was refreshing and the women drank their fill. An urge came over Felicity that she found to be odd given the circumstances. Being that there were no men in the vicinity, she laid her head on the bank and fell asleep in the warm sunshine. Sometime later she awoke to see Seven-Five standing over her. She was overcome with desire but, mindful of Emrys, was able to resist the seemingly irrisistable. * Seven-Five, you're alive! I owe you a debt of gratitude for coming to our rescue in the face of such great odds. I don't know what Atilla had in store for Nyx and I but I'm sure it wouldn't have been wonderful. Where are we? |
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| The Hunnish Nations | Mar 12 2013, 10:12 AM Post #43 |
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* Attila mounts his Ferghana pony and rides over to the Oasis, seeing that his abductees seem a bit lost. The skinny John Wayne-wannabe is clever with a pea-shooter but is completely unfamiliar with the deserts and desserts of Central Asia, and has forgotten to bring a GPS receiver. Attila plucks a nearby Rosa persica and offers it to Felicity. "Mind the prickers, pale one," he warns. * |
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| Amanae | Mar 12 2013, 10:19 AM Post #44 |
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It took Nyx and I all day to reach this oasis and the two of you ride in like it was across the street. I'm not cut out for this desert travel. *takes the rosa persica from Attilla* Thank you for the flower, it's beautiful. But it doesn't mean that I'm going to be your concubine
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| The Hunnish Nations | Mar 12 2013, 10:43 AM Post #45 |
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Naturally. That's a fait accompli. |
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| Amanae | Mar 12 2013, 11:11 AM Post #46 |
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*throws sand in Attilla's face and runs* |
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| Seven-Five | Mar 12 2013, 12:26 PM Post #47 |
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The Right Kind of Wrong
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(Please, if I'm a wannabe anything it's a wannabe John Marston, not a wannabe John Wayne. He was a racist anyways.) 7-5 sees the Hun give Felicity a flower before she throws sand in his face and runs away. He decides to illustrate the possible outcomes due to his choices: 1. Draw gun and Shoot The Hun in the face. - This means you're dead, you should've brought your horde with you if you were gonna go after those women. Seriously? Not even a scimitar in hand? I didn't lose my gun or anything! 2. Walk up to The Hun and ask him if he's ok. - You'd probably try to wrestle me if I did this so... 3. Walk up to The Hun and offer to wrestle him for the women. - I guess this'd make the topic longer. 4. Get back on horse and just fuck off. - The legions will take care of you at some point, Fel can clearly take care of herself now. 5. Drink the water - I want to goto the bar later... If it only works for huns, lemme goto a hun bar. Your women are strong and that is pleasing to me. 6. Chase after Felicity and ask her why Nyx isn't posting in this thread. - Seriously, she was attractive enough to abduct and after everything Myself, Charlie and Ashton did, the least you could do is post yourself... idk, doing something! My pride is hurt! 7. Ask The Hun if he wants to get high. - I have opium, I have weed, I have... anything you might need. I'm your pusherman! 8. Challenge The Hun to a quickdraw duel - I'll probably win this considering I have the gun. 9. Don't do anything - People are godmoding anyways. 10. Sit on my ass at home and make lists like this - Yeah, that sounds like a good idea! |
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| Amanae | Mar 12 2013, 12:33 PM Post #48 |
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#3, definitely #3.
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| Seven-Five | Mar 12 2013, 12:43 PM Post #49 |
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The Right Kind of Wrong
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Tv7lAt3r4 (listen to that while we wait for this to settle out) 7-5 went up to The Hun and start to speak: "You got alotta balls comin' after those women after I threatened to shoot you in the damn face" 7-5 deftly drew his gun and fired off a round into the pool of water The Hun was sitting next to. "But I admire a curly wolf with sand. So how's about this? You and I fight, fist to fist, man to man. No one else. No weapons no nothin'. First man to give in can chase those poor women you abducted. I'll let'em go if I win and you'll have to honour that. But if you win I won't stop you from doing what you want. Waddya say?" 7-5 kept his piece drawn just in case The Hun tried anything funny during his response. He was looking forward to fighting such a cavalier figure. |
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| Amanae | Mar 12 2013, 12:48 PM Post #50 |
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* Nyx and Felicity stumble across a caravan running across their path and are invited to join the party. They do and are offered water and dates. The day is getting long and they are hopeful that they will be back to civilization before nightfall. * |
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