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Tribe o' the Huns; A rather loose-knit collection of wits
Topic Started: Jan 8 2013, 11:19 AM (1,303 Views)
The Hunnish Nations
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This isn't exactly a family as much as it is a tribe of rampaging barbarians. There is a head of the family, namely myself, Attila of the Hunnish Nations. Otherwise the "family" structure is unconventional. I have a collection of consorts and concubines which change over time. If you wish to become one of my consorts and/or concubines you may volunteer, but that isn't strictly necessary. I plan to abduct and rape consorts and concubines during my rampages, and bring them back over my saddle to my yurt, where they will bear me strong sons and increase the Tribe. My sons will continue the family tradition by abducting and raping their own consorts and concubines. I'll announce whom I've abducted on an irregular basis, so ladies, be prepared.
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Acrotis Scott
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Making dreams come true...

*emerges from a tent situated on the shady eastern side of the pond, looking rather groggy and very bitchy.

"I am in the middle of the *&^%$ desert... Honestly is there nowhere I can take a nap and not be disturbed!!!"

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Seven-Five
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Acrotis Scott
Mar 12 2013, 12:49 PM
*emerges from a tent situated on the shady eastern side of the pond, looking rather groggy and very bitchy.

"I am in the middle of the *&^%$ desert... Honestly is there nowhere I can take a nap and not be disturbed!!!"

*7-5 looks towards some blonde guy yelling across the pond*

...

*7-5 aims his drawn gun and shoots towards his person, hitting him somewhere. Then he puts his sights back on The Hun*

mumbling to himself he mumbles:

"Who the fuck was that?"
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Amanae
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[ooc: Seven-Five is not messing around.]
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Alicia DiLaurentis
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A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.

I don't know why but Attila's idea of his personal harem reminded me of this:

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Edited by Alicia DiLaurentis, Mar 12 2013, 01:09 PM.
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Seven-Five
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Alicia DiLaurentis
Mar 12 2013, 01:09 PM
I don't know why but Attila's idea of his personal harem reminded me of this:

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Oooh- la la!

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ladies?


Is what I imagine the devil guy saying.


Have[EDIT]I[/EDIT] been sigged again? I need to stop talking so damn much.
Edited by Seven-Five, Mar 12 2013, 02:33 PM.
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Amanae
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Seven-Five
Mar 12 2013, 01:18 PM
Have been sigged again? I need to stop talking so damn much.
what?
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Alicia DiLaurentis
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A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.

Seven-Five
Mar 12 2013, 01:18 PM
Alicia DiLaurentis
Mar 12 2013, 01:09 PM
I don't know why but Attila's idea of his personal harem reminded me of this:

Posted Image
Oooh- la la!

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ladies?


Is what I imagine the devil guy saying.


Have been sigged again? I need to stop talking so damn much.
Don't stop, I like it ;>
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Seven-Five
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Felicity
Mar 12 2013, 01:20 PM
Seven-Five
Mar 12 2013, 01:18 PM
Have been sigged again? I need to stop talking so damn much.
what?
Sorry, forgot the "I". I done edited it now.
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Amanae
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Yes you've been sigged again. I know you hate it when that happens.
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Seven-Five
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Felicity
Mar 12 2013, 03:35 PM
Yes you've been sigged again. I know you hate it when that happens.
Honestly? I just don't think what I say is horribly memorable. I don't see why anyone would feel the need to sig it.

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