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Tribe o' the Huns; A rather loose-knit collection of wits
Topic Started: Jan 8 2013, 11:19 AM (1,301 Views)
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This isn't exactly a family as much as it is a tribe of rampaging barbarians. There is a head of the family, namely myself, Attila of the Hunnish Nations. Otherwise the "family" structure is unconventional. I have a collection of consorts and concubines which change over time. If you wish to become one of my consorts and/or concubines you may volunteer, but that isn't strictly necessary. I plan to abduct and rape consorts and concubines during my rampages, and bring them back over my saddle to my yurt, where they will bear me strong sons and increase the Tribe. My sons will continue the family tradition by abducting and raping their own consorts and concubines. I'll announce whom I've abducted on an irregular basis, so ladies, be prepared.
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Ashton Mercer
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The Right Man in the Wrong Place

Don't worry. I'll be there. With a shotgun.
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Amanae
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My hero ^_^
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Ashton Mercer
Mar 20 2013, 12:02 PM
Don't worry. I'll be there. With a shotgun.
And a Warhammer 40000K chainsword?
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That too. ;)
Edited by Ashton Mercer, Mar 20 2013, 02:15 PM.
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Isn't the proper terminology a "BOOM STICK" and an armstump-chainsaw, Ash?
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Aerie Rosewater
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It's either madness or brilliance.
And I'll be there with James Franco and his pillow friend.
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Amanae
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You should really reconsider now Attila.
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Acrotis Scott
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Making dreams come true...

Have no fear Fel, I will train up the boys and destroy these Huns.



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Femme Fatale

Mulan and Merida are amazing.
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