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Mercer Origin Story
Topic Started: Feb 24 2013, 06:54 PM (667 Views)
Emrhys Mercer
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PART I

Gather around children....as Grandaddy Emrys tells you a bedtime story.....the story of how we Mercers came to be.

Once upon a time in an enchanted forest a drunken lumberjack froliced....drunkenly.

He saw a log and muttered a confused pick-up line. Before consummating his love for it. And it was beheld by the entire forest. 9 months later. Myself, Charlie, Magenta, and Acheron popped out. And we were raised by termites.

The end.

PART II
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Aioros
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lmfap
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Ashton Mercer
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So I'm part log?
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Ashton Vinage
Feb 24 2013, 08:22 PM
So I'm part log?
1/4th log
1/4th drunken lumber jack xD
Edited by Emrhys Mercer, Feb 24 2013, 08:42 PM.
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Ashton Vinage
Feb 24 2013, 08:22 PM
So I'm part log?
You're a Vinage! :evil:

Change your surname to Mercer! :evil:

Or else... Posted Image
Edited by Aioros, Feb 24 2013, 08:29 PM.
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Acheron
Feb 24 2013, 08:28 PM
Ashton Vinage
Feb 24 2013, 08:22 PM
So I'm part log?
You're a Vinage! :evil:

Change your surname to Mercer! :evil:
Yes son. Join the dark less french sounding side!
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"This man had no money. No power. No ambition. What he did have was a heritage, one which he chose to deny. And one which someone was very interested in. You may know them as Absurdo Industries, but we know them as the Templhur, our sworn enemies. They wish to exterminate all log-people off the world. We are the Ass-ass-ins, sworn to protect logs and drunken lumberjacks..."

Ass-ass-in's Creed: Loggerhood.
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Ashton Vinage
Feb 24 2013, 08:30 PM
"This man had no money. No power. No ambition. What he did have was a heritage, one which he chose to deny. And one which someone was very interested in. You may know them as Absurdo Industries, but we know them as the Templhur, our sworn enemies. They wish to exterminate all log-people off the world. We are the Ass-ass-ins, sworn to protect logs and drunken lumberjacks..."

Ass-ass-in's Creed: Loggerhood.
LMFAO

Templhur=(Insert family to have feud with)
Edited by Emrhys Mercer, Feb 24 2013, 08:33 PM.
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Wait....what about the six other eighths?
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Charlie Sheen
Feb 24 2013, 08:37 PM
Wait....what about the six other eighths?
I'm tired and I f*cked up my math. One fourth of each. The other half? Not sure xD If I get a wife or husband we'll say them
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