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| Emrhys Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 06:54 PM Post #1 |
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PART I Gather around children....as Grandaddy Emrys tells you a bedtime story.....the story of how we Mercers came to be. Once upon a time in an enchanted forest a drunken lumberjack froliced....drunkenly. He saw a log and muttered a confused pick-up line. Before consummating his love for it. And it was beheld by the entire forest. 9 months later. Myself, Charlie, Magenta, and Acheron popped out. And we were raised by termites. The end. PART II |
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| Aioros | Feb 24 2013, 06:55 PM Post #2 |
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lmfap |
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| Ashton Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 08:22 PM Post #3 |
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So I'm part log? |
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| Emrhys Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 08:26 PM Post #4 |
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1/4th log 1/4th drunken lumber jack xD Edited by Emrhys Mercer, Feb 24 2013, 08:42 PM.
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| Aioros | Feb 24 2013, 08:28 PM Post #5 |
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You're a Vinage! ![]() Change your surname to Mercer! Or else... Edited by Aioros, Feb 24 2013, 08:29 PM.
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| Emrhys Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 08:29 PM Post #6 |
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Yes son. Join the |
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| Ashton Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 08:30 PM Post #7 |
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"This man had no money. No power. No ambition. What he did have was a heritage, one which he chose to deny. And one which someone was very interested in. You may know them as Absurdo Industries, but we know them as the Templhur, our sworn enemies. They wish to exterminate all log-people off the world. We are the Ass-ass-ins, sworn to protect logs and drunken lumberjacks..." Ass-ass-in's Creed: Loggerhood. |
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| Emrhys Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 08:31 PM Post #8 |
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LMFAO Templhur=(Insert family to have feud with) Edited by Emrhys Mercer, Feb 24 2013, 08:33 PM.
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| Charlie Sheen | Feb 24 2013, 08:37 PM Post #9 |
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Wait....what about the six other eighths? |
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| Emrhys Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 08:43 PM Post #10 |
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I'm tired and I f*cked up my math. One fourth of each. The other half? Not sure xD If I get a wife or husband we'll say them |
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