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| Emrhys Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 06:54 PM Post #1 |
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PART I Gather around children....as Grandaddy Emrys tells you a bedtime story.....the story of how we Mercers came to be. Once upon a time in an enchanted forest a drunken lumberjack froliced....drunkenly. He saw a log and muttered a confused pick-up line. Before consummating his love for it. And it was beheld by the entire forest. 9 months later. Myself, Charlie, Magenta, and Acheron popped out. And we were raised by termites. The end. PART II |
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| Ashton Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 08:44 PM Post #11 |
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I think I am half Emrys... The implications are frightening. |
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| Emrhys Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 08:48 PM Post #12 |
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XD Elaborate |
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| Ashton Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 08:50 PM Post #13 |
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Do I need to? lol |
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| Emrhys Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 11:22 PM Post #14 |
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xD The idea of your father...would be unsettling. |
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| Ashton Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 11:30 PM Post #15 |
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"Ashton... I am your father!" "Nooooooooooo!" |
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| MagentaFairy | Feb 25 2013, 12:30 AM Post #16 |
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Makes sense why I like wood so much.... but really, termites? |
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| Alex | Feb 25 2013, 01:06 AM Post #17 |
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Most amazing Doctor ever
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Lmao. Im glad I was born and raised by humans. |
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| Emrhys Mercer | Feb 25 2013, 06:58 AM Post #18 |
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And drunken lumberjacks! Family Reunions were tense.... |
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| MagentaFairy | Feb 25 2013, 07:20 AM Post #19 |
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Wood all over the place then xD I'm like a goddamn broken record at these times x_X Edited by MagentaFairy, Feb 25 2013, 08:39 AM.
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| Acrotis Scott | Feb 26 2013, 02:29 AM Post #20 |
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Making dreams come true...
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Thank heavens I only married into the family! Though I cant complain my hubby will always have some wood for me XD |
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