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Mercer Origin Story
Topic Started: Feb 24 2013, 06:54 PM (670 Views)
Emrhys Mercer
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PART I

Gather around children....as Grandaddy Emrys tells you a bedtime story.....the story of how we Mercers came to be.

Once upon a time in an enchanted forest a drunken lumberjack froliced....drunkenly.

He saw a log and muttered a confused pick-up line. Before consummating his love for it. And it was beheld by the entire forest. 9 months later. Myself, Charlie, Magenta, and Acheron popped out. And we were raised by termites.

The end.

PART II
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Ashton Mercer
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I think I am half Emrys... The implications are frightening.
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Ashton Vinage
Feb 24 2013, 08:44 PM
I think I am half Emrys... The implications are frightening.
XD Elaborate
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Ashton Mercer
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Do I need to? lol
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Ashton Vinage
Feb 24 2013, 08:50 PM
Do I need to? lol
xD The idea of your father...would be unsettling.
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Ashton Mercer
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"Ashton... I am your father!"

"Nooooooooooo!"
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Emrys Mercer
Feb 24 2013, 06:54 PM
And we were raised by termites.
Makes sense why I like wood so much.... but really, termites?
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Alex
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Lmao. Im glad I was born and raised by humans.
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MagentaFairy
Feb 25 2013, 12:30 AM
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Feb 24 2013, 06:54 PM
And we were raised by termites.
Makes sense why I like wood so much.... but really, termites?
And drunken lumberjacks! Family Reunions were tense....
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MagentaFairy
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Emrys Mercer
Feb 25 2013, 06:58 AM
MagentaFairy
Feb 25 2013, 12:30 AM
Emrys Mercer
Feb 24 2013, 06:54 PM
And we were raised by termites.
Makes sense why I like wood so much.... but really, termites?
And drunken lumberjacks! Family Reunions were tense....
Wood all over the place then xD

I'm like a goddamn broken record at these times x_X
Edited by MagentaFairy, Feb 25 2013, 08:39 AM.
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Acrotis Scott
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Thank heavens I only married into the family! Though I cant complain my hubby will always have some wood for me XD
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