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| Emrhys Mercer | Feb 24 2013, 06:54 PM Post #1 |
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King of Wistlor
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PART I Gather around children....as Grandaddy Emrys tells you a bedtime story.....the story of how we Mercers came to be. Once upon a time in an enchanted forest a drunken lumberjack froliced....drunkenly. He saw a log and muttered a confused pick-up line. Before consummating his love for it. And it was beheld by the entire forest. 9 months later. Myself, Charlie, Magenta, and Acheron popped out. And we were raised by termites. The end. PART II |
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| Aioros | Feb 26 2013, 08:58 AM Post #21 |
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LOL XD Which sort of wood do you prefer? Morning wood, noon wood, dinner wood, midnight wood or 3 a.m. wood? XD Edited by Aioros, Feb 26 2013, 08:59 AM.
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| MagentaFairy | Feb 26 2013, 09:31 AM Post #22 |
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Femme Fatale
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Oh I adore my brothers
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| Aioros | Feb 26 2013, 10:09 AM Post #23 |
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You better do!
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| Emrhys Mercer | Feb 26 2013, 01:02 PM Post #24 |
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You mean to say you stop long enough to call it morning wood, noon wood, or dinner wood? True Mercer's never stop! Look at our family tree! Edited by Emrhys Mercer, Feb 26 2013, 01:19 PM.
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| Augustus Anumia | Feb 26 2013, 01:19 PM Post #25 |
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What about Norwegian wood? (Five points if you get either of the two cultural references) |
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| Acrotis Scott | Feb 26 2013, 01:41 PM Post #26 |
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Making dreams come true...
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I feel like I am being given an exam! I choose (F) All of the above!
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| Ashton Mercer | Feb 26 2013, 04:47 PM Post #27 |
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The Right Man in the Wrong Place
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The sexual tension in here could snap a skyscraper in half. |
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| Alicia DiLaurentis | Feb 26 2013, 04:52 PM Post #28 |
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A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.
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LOL XD Indeed ;> |
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| Ashton Mercer | Feb 26 2013, 05:00 PM Post #29 |
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The Right Man in the Wrong Place
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And the innuendos could fill the crater lol. |
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