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Mercer Origin Story
Topic Started: Feb 24 2013, 06:54 PM (672 Views)
Emrhys Mercer
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PART I

Gather around children....as Grandaddy Emrys tells you a bedtime story.....the story of how we Mercers came to be.

Once upon a time in an enchanted forest a drunken lumberjack froliced....drunkenly.

He saw a log and muttered a confused pick-up line. Before consummating his love for it. And it was beheld by the entire forest. 9 months later. Myself, Charlie, Magenta, and Acheron popped out. And we were raised by termites.

The end.

PART II
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Aioros
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Acrotis Scott
Feb 26 2013, 02:29 AM
Though I cant complain my hubby will always have some wood for me XD
LOL XD

Which sort of wood do you prefer? Morning wood, noon wood, dinner wood, midnight wood or 3 a.m. wood? XD
Edited by Aioros, Feb 26 2013, 08:59 AM.
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MagentaFairy
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Femme Fatale

Oh I adore my brothers :wub:
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MagentaFairy
Feb 26 2013, 09:31 AM
Oh I adore my brothers :wub:
You better do! :evil:
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Emrhys Mercer
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Acheron
Feb 26 2013, 08:58 AM
Acrotis Scott
Feb 26 2013, 02:29 AM
Though I cant complain my hubby will always have some wood for me XD
LOL XD

Which sort of wood do you prefer? Morning wood, noon wood, dinner wood, midnight wood or 3 a.m. wood? XD
You mean to say you stop long enough to call it morning wood, noon wood, or dinner wood? True Mercer's never stop! Look at our family tree!
Edited by Emrhys Mercer, Feb 26 2013, 01:19 PM.
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Augustus Anumia
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What about Norwegian wood? (Five points if you get either of the two cultural references)
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Acrotis Scott
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Acheron
Feb 26 2013, 08:58 AM
Acrotis Scott
Feb 26 2013, 02:29 AM
Though I cant complain my hubby will always have some wood for me XD
LOL XD

Which sort of wood do you prefer? Morning wood, noon wood, dinner wood, midnight wood or 3 a.m. wood? XD
I feel like I am being given an exam!

I choose (F) All of the above!

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Ashton Mercer
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The Right Man in the Wrong Place

The sexual tension in here could snap a skyscraper in half.
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Alicia DiLaurentis
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A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.

LOL XD

Indeed ;>
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Ashton Mercer
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The Right Man in the Wrong Place

And the innuendos could fill the crater lol.
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