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500 Things Learned From Sleepaway Camp
Topic Started: Jan 28 2014, 12:12 AM (241 Views)
Baby Firefly
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What are five hundred things you learned from the series? Of course you don't list them all at once. That'd be dumb and time consuming and no one would read it. Just list them one per post (or more if you'd like) and number them as we go along. :)
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MonkeyParadise
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1. Do not smoke weed or have sex when you are camping with Angela around.
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2. In an attempt to save your sorry ass, give Angela french fries.
3. Shitty campers will have a shitty time.
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4. "Oh my God, she's a BOY!"
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5. Angela likes pizazz. Don't be boring!
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6. Nice girls don't have to show it off.
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7. Always sing the happy camper song.
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8. Bunkbeds can do some major damage.
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9. Nobody likes a racist, keep that at home.
10. Curling irons are effective weapons against your enemies.
11. Never trust someone who calls kids "baldies".
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12. If you like to kill people with tree branches, you should pick a special one to use all the time and form a special bond with it.
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13. It's easy to drown in an outhouse.
14. Say no to drugs.
15. Skinning frogs isn't cool.
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16. If you're a lifeguard, don't let anyone else drive your boat. Unless you want to kill a kid and their father and leave their sibling traumatized for the rest of their natural born life.
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