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Horror Plots...in Japanese
Topic Started: Feb 14 2014, 03:44 AM (150 Views)
DooDaDerek
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These are hysterical. All the best parts are in bold with my own added commentary. I was on Amazon Japan and found these plots with horrible English translate that are too hilarious to not show. (lol) You can request any movie and hopefully I'll find some hilarious, Japanese gold.

Scream 4:
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strongest combination meal (Meal? MEAL? What the hell are you on Japan?) Wes Craven (Director) × Kevin Williamson of (screenplay)! ◆ rally Neve Campbell series of key members, David Arquette, Courteney Cox, et al! [Story] Uzzuboro (Well, at least they didn't change the name of the town into something stupid...wait I'm wrong. *facepalm*) murders that occurred 10 years ago. Sydney survived to return to the home, where it is reunion of Sheriff Dewey and Gale married him. However, the opportunity of a homecoming Sydney, schoolgirl two people are brutally murdered. Aunt Kate of Sydney, Jill cousin, Rebecca and beautiful Kirby Otokomasari (Otokomasari is the best last name ever invented. God bless.), with their friends Trevor original his haunts Jill and lobby, and geeks of the movie Charlie Circle are showing a favor Kirby. people who are around the Sydney city high (So
they name the damn HIGH SCHOOL after the main character? Jfc.)
alert system is drawn is gradually being targeted one after another. Victims continue to increase as mingled entered is speculation variety, or of tracing the events of the past. Heck, who is a criminal ...! ? (I seriously still can't.)



Texas Chainsaw:

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Sawyer was full of madness family is brutally murdered by the villagers. After 20 years, one letter reaches the original Heather Miller (Alexandra D'Addario). It was written to inherit property in the letter. Be confessed that it is not a real daughter Heather that you do not recognize and interrogate the parents. It was Heather drunk to despair (Drunk in despair? I seriously can't at these plots.), but the determination to head to Texas Newt secret of birth is hidden. There is also the fact that his team was scheduled to vacation with friends originally, was a friend Chi (Who is Chi? Nikki, Heather's alternate personality, Leatherface/Jed?) will be mingle in the journey everyone. The way, is allowed to ride a man to hitchhike at a gas station, men and women line of five people arrive to a large mansion that is inheritance. 5 people merry to see a large mansion, although the party begin to without knowing the entrance to hell is it -. There that "Leatherface" ... is. Electric sound loud? Rang with the secret of the surprise hidden in Heather, a new "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" opened the curtain!


Carrie:

Sado Joga (is she Carrie?) is bullied at school, fanatic at home high school students carry that are monitored in such mother (this grammar is killing me.), send a daily lonely. Notice that one day, there is a "capability" move things she just pray silently. While puzzled that the power of the mystery, to take part in the prom by being invited to Tommy longing suddenly. It was she went out with a dreamy look, but ...... that cruel trap had been waiting there. The event is a burst of anger and ability of carry, (Wait. So is Sado "Carry" or is "Cary"...Carrie? What?!) was changing into hell the city venues -. <Point> fear that ●, again -. Masterpiece of suspense, horror king Stephen King original horror is reborn anew.



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Fuckin' Japan...
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Can't you see it? The effects of cinema violence on society?
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JethroClemson
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Fuckin' Japan...
Kirby Otokomasari, drunk in disappointment, Sydney City High...

Why aren't these on WTFJAPAN.COM?
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LMFAO D: Omg I want to see a Devils Rejects one. Or some for Cannibal Holocaust or the FDs.
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