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The Zombinator (2012)
Topic Started: Mar 23 2014, 10:00 PM (88 Views)
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"A fashion blogger documentary turns into a Zombie horror nightmare when Youngstown Ohio college students come face to face with the undead. Their only hope of survival is a former soldier turned zombie killer trying to protect them from a mercenary working for an evil corporation who developed the serum that causes zombie-ism."
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Starting this now. I hope its entertaining.
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.....and it was not. Judging by the poster, and the plot, I thought I was in for a fun, entertaining, cheesy zombie flick, but what I got was a huge fucking mess lol. First of all, this was filmed with no script, and its really obvious, especially when 85% of the movie is of everyone screaming over eachother, and the rest consists of the cast saying "yeah" 100 times in 5 minutes, or having conversations that make zero sense. One girl randomly decides to tell her boyfriend that she's dumping him (in the middle of a zombie attack, mind you) because she feels like his mother or something, and then in the next breath, says its because he's cheating on her.....yeah, this really needed a script. The whole Terminator spoof character was barely even the focus of the movie, and it felt like two different films in one.

The 'found footage' aspect was extremely pointless, and it was obvious they just threw that in there cause of money restraints.

The zombies? Just regular looking people, with a bit of blood splatter on them.

There were some unintentionally funny parts though, like when one of the black guys randomly starts to get scared that they accidentally stumbled across an old KKK building, when they were supposedly inside a school. Wtf? Also the guy declaring that he was a priest, and two girls suddenly fall to their knees and begin praying lmao. I also find it odd that they tried to play this movie dead serious, and apparently whoever it is behind the camera, the zombies never go after.

This movie was so bad, and literally had nothing really going for it, other than a cool scene where they're wandering around an old train track, talking about how its infamous for people being murdered around there, and then they see someone lurking in the background (was pretty creepy actually).

With that said, do not watch this unless you are a zombie movie completist. I've seen tons of bad zombie movies, that were atleast entertaining, and I'm usually very forgiving with movies, but this? Omgno.
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...Ew. okay yeah, I'll stay away from this one.
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Yeah, its bad lol. The person behind the camera doesnt even help people when they're getting attacked, they just stand and film. There's even a scene with characters joking around and laughing AFTER they've all been attacked. Wtf? Lol.
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Wow x_x Yeah I think I'll stick with Diary Of The Dead. Sure it was a disappointing zombie found footage but at least it's not as awful as this one sounds lol
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Really? Aww it did sound fun.
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Oct 5 2014, 04:34 AM
Really? Aww it did sound fun.
Yeah, thats the sad part. Just looking at the cover it looks like a fucking blast. Wow was I wrong.
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Lol@the tagline though.
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Oct 5 2014, 04:43 AM
Lol@the tagline though.
What does it say? I can't read it
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Lol@the tagline though.
What does it say? I can't read it
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Baby Firefly
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Lol@the tagline though.
What does it say? I can't read it
"It started as a documentary'

The whole movie is just random as fuck lol.
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