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Kill, Granny, Kill (2015)
Topic Started: Dec 27 2014, 01:20 AM (373 Views)
Cherry Darling
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Answering an in-home help ad for an elderly woman, Abby Daniels leaves family and friends for a remote farmhouse in the country. But all is not as it seems with her fluffy employer, whose locked doors and cellar seem to be hiding some unusual hobbies. When she drunkenly sneaks her boyfriend into the house, breaking the rules about cursing and fornication, Abby is plunged into a nightmare of hellish proportions – pitted against a clan of ruthless, amoral and degenerate flesh-eaters lead by their murderous GRANNY!
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Cherry Darling
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I hope this is as fun as it sounds lol.
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DVD April 21st
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This sounds like a total blast, lol. And it's definitely one of the better looking 'throwback posters' we've gotten lately.
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This spunds really fun lol.
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This looks pretty retro, love the poster.
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Well this was a fun little movie. The acting leaves a lot to be desired, but it doesn't really matter with something like this. You could tell Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a big influence for this, and I loved how the lead girl looked like a poor man's Kaley Cuoco (lol) The effects aren't that great, but there's some pretty gross scenes in it, one involving a penis, and a pretty gnarly neck stabbing that I actually didn't see coming. I'd definitely recommend this, if you just want something quick and silly to watch, at 65 minutes it's not very long.
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Ooh. (goo) I might give it a watch later tonight.
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20 minutes into it and I...actually really like it. (lol)


Why is Shawn C Phillips or whatever his name is in EVERYTHING these days? Oh well. At least it was *ALMOST* funny seeing him as an over the top gay guy in this. At least I THINK that was him on the TV. *Shrug*
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^LOL. Yeah that was him. I thought that part was funny.
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I liked the Bloody Earth Films logo. The opening with the random southern dude was funny. Poor gay guy though. I like that they actually got an old woman to play the psycho granny instead of 'aging' someone or getting someone to wear some cheap mask.

"The younger the meat, the tastier the treat!"

I'm glad they
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"Jacobslist" instead of Craigslist. Oh lord.

Mildred's grandson was pretty cute. The sex scene was somewhat hot and hurrah for an overdose of male nudity in this! This also had some awesome lines from Mildred that were super cheesy but...actually sort of worked. "Crack kills!", "Nobody knocks over my drink and gets away with it!", etc.

The kills were pretty good for the most part, but nothing too awesome aside from the neck stab (which really caught me off guard since I
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). Burger kissing, fear of dolls, gross food scenes, o' my!

The climax was satisfying, the bodycount was in the double digits, and this was another film that had a would-be heroine line for the books - "Go fist yourself - BITCH! *Click* Ohh shit!" Dead serious.
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and I loved it.


4-5/10 quality (being generous but it was good for its budget), 7/10 entertainment.
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Jace's girlfriend was so random. It was like they literally just introduced her into the movie so there was another person there for the gun fight lol
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