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All Saints Eve (2015)
Topic Started: Feb 19 2015, 05:54 AM (180 Views)
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A sinister preacher in the 1800's leads an angry church mob to murder a farmer and his family, all to gain the coveted McKale farmland. In his dying breathe, the farmer incites an evil curse and vows his vengeance. An eerie calm settles over the land for centuries until one fateful night when the curse is accidentally unleashed and a group of misfit friends must fight to stay alive, discover the truth, and solve the criminal mystery before its too late.

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Yet another 'could either be fun or shitty' movie, it seems. :P And that poster (mainly the weapon) makes me think of Children Of The Corn.
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I'm watching it now. That hot lead guy from Everyone Must Die is randomly in it lol.
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Ooh good<3. I actually liked him (and btw, you need to make a thread for that movie so I can review it lol).
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There are some hot guys in this, damn lol. This is reminding me of Hallow's Eve, which is obviously not a compliment. Hopefully the blood and kills are good, because.....yeah.
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If the kills are good and it bothers to show some hot male nudity, I'll automatically like this more than the so-so Hallows Eve. :P
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Well the kills were not good at all. Really? How are you gonna mess up the one thing that could save your mess of a film? And no there was not any male nudity lol.

This was way worse than Hallow's Eve. On the plus side? They would make a good double feature, but I don't know why anyone would wanna go through that. Also, Sean Whalen (guy on the cover) wasn't even the killer. I guess they wanted him on the cover because hes the only one in it with any (very small) star power.
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Starting this now. Pray for me.
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Jesus H. Christ, Maggie is fucking annoying.

And lol@the 'emotional' severed head scene.


Shoot me.
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Was Maggie the randomly religious girl? I already cant remember them lmao.
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Yep. She's my least favorite (I like her even less than the annoying superstitious old sheriff).

"Waaaagh Halloween is evil! I'd rather just clean the church than go out and celebrate. :) "
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If I had to choose favorites in this, it would be the hot main guy, the hot guy from Everyone Must Die, and the slutty looking brunette lol.
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The hot guy that got decapitated is the onlyone I cared for. (chew) Everyone else can go away - even Kim (brunette who kissed that severed head, lol).


I can't wait for this to end. How'd they get Sean Whalen in this mess?
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So it ended with 15 minutes or so left and I was really confused by that until I realized that the last 12 minutes before the end credits were Making Of interviews (!). Why they didn't include that separately or include that AFTER the credits, I don't know. (wary)
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"HIS FORKED TONGUE SPEAKETH LIES!"

The opening made me think of the Southern states. *Shudders* Most of the acting in this (especially during the opening and the deaths) was so over the top that it wasn't even funny. The sheriff and almost everyone else got on my nerves and his hatred for shopping centers (they're "evil") made me roll my eyes. Maggie's singing wasn't a treat. Hell, Maggie in general was enough to bring this movie down a bit. I don't blame the actress (though she wasn't great). I blame the fact that she was written to be as bland, annoying, and old fashioned as possible.

My high school theater troupe put on a better haunted house than the one in this mess. One of the guys was really hot so
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Talking to a severed head and kissing it in a wannabe-emotional scene? REALLY?! Too many of the kills were offscreen. Sean Whalen was wasted here (what? I like the guy, lol), the ending pretty much snuck up on me and overall I wasn't satisfied at all.

2.5/10 quality. 4/10 entertainment.
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Sucks, I was actually looking forward to this lmao
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LolWhy?
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