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The Retarded Wizard In The Forest (2016); WHAT?!
Topic Started: Jul 14 2015, 05:07 AM (416 Views)
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A tongue in cheek horror film about a group of unlucky campers who encounter 'The Retarded Wizard in the Forest', whom has a disposition for killing.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/853610341/the-retarded-wizard-in-the-forest?ref=nav_search
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This is apparently inspired by Uwe Boll's recent outburst, what the fuck?
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Killer's Accomplice
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Dead @ that title.
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The campaign ends August 10th.

I realize that this is totally beyond the point when we're talking about retarded wizards, but they couldn't get a wizard robe and go take a picture in the woods? As far as Kickstarters go, it's got a good amount of effort in it, but I'm not going to be impressed by them copy and pasting their poster. If they want my money, they need to at least go to a thrift store and get a wizard costume.
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Ugh, something tells me this would've been better had it been played straight. Well, I'm assuming at least as that plot doesn't really tell much, but hopefully it'll be enjoyable enough to give it a chance.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Some people are like slinkies: not good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one falls down the stairs.

My review blog: http://donshorrormovieblog.blogspot.com/
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I'm a bit proud of this whole thing for managing to raise even as much money as it did, even if everyone that donated probably just did it because of Uwe Boll. He is a very deserving target.
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I went with putting this with the cancelled ones. They were just happy about the amount they did raise in their last update, and it didn't really sound like they planned on trying again.
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I didn't know Uwe Boll had an outburst!
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Yep. Look it up. It's a big "what the hell?" moment that pissed off a lot of people, lol.
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Bruh.

He should've played Hans Landa.

No. Seriously, though. I fucking love this man. lol.

"George Clooney did a weak documentary about it... And my movie's much better." Sure it is, Mary. Sure it is.
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I'm sorry but this...just no.
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