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Cleaver: Rise Of The Killer Clown (2015)
Topic Started: Nov 28 2015, 03:45 AM (201 Views)
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1990 Oklahoma : Carlton Layton arrived home to find his wife in the arms of another man, he went out to his van and donned the clown suit that he used as a children’s entertainer and proceeded to slaughter his wife and her lover. All of this was witnessed by his 5 year old daughter and Carlton escaped into the night leaving his little girl behind.

5 Years Later : Halloween Night and Carley, a young college student, is hired to take care of a little girl as her parents head out to a Halloween party, but someone one is waiting, someone wants the girl, someone who we know as ‘The Cleaver”.
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Jared can watch this one first.
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Isn't this suppose to be one of the villains from 'Slasher House'? I'm not interested enough to look it up myself lol.
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I loove killer clown movies. :3
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I am almost 20 minutes into this movie and . . . wow. The acting. The writing. The directing. Hell, even the sound design. All shit. I knew this was going to be a horrible movie based off the trailer and poster alone, but jeez. This is beyond bad. The makers of this just seriously used a toy ambulance or ice cream truck as its "life-size" car in the foreground. You can not convince me otherwise. WTF?!

There is no 5 Years Later so far. It's all been set during October 1995, for some weird reason. Not to mention, everyone has a horrible southern accent as well. IMDb says this came out in 2015, limited mind you, but Dread Central and Amazon put it at 2016. As does IMDb, interestingly enough, since that is apparently the DVD release date for this in the UK. I don't remember this getting nominated for anything for the 2015 awards on here at all, so, I'm going to definitely nominate them for this year's awards in the Worst Of categories. I have about 50 minutes left. Ugh (eyeroll)

Oh, and by the way, the opening does seem to borrow from 31, IMO. A ripoff of Doom-Head putting his make-up on. Just FYI
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Seriously, fuck this movie

They are using toy cars

Holy fucking shit

It's not even a horror comedy
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I guess it does date back to 1990, what with the flashback and all, but, man, is the placement of things, story and editing in general, really fuggered up. How do people mess up such a simple concept?
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