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The Nail Gun Massacre (1985)
Topic Started: May 1 2013, 12:03 PM (240 Views)
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After a young girl is gang-raped by a crew of construction workers, someone starts killing off members of the group with a nail-gun.
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I heard this was deliciously awful.
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I've been meaning to see this for the longest time. How is it?
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Great cover though.
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May 1 2013, 09:57 PM
I've been meaning to see this for the longest time. How is it?
Awful but fun. It's not so-bad-it's good but entertaining.
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would like to see the deaths in this one
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I'm pretty sure you can find this on Youtube. You can take the easy way out and see the Cinema Snob's review of it, but just a word to the wise that this was in his first season and the quality is pretty lacking.
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Can't you see it? The effects of cinema violence on society?
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May 2 2013, 09:49 PM
Great cover though.
Very good cover.

What a lethal weapon - ouch! :'(
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May 2 2013, 09:49 PM
Great cover though.
Very good cover.

What a lethal weapon - ouch! :'(
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HysteriaLives' review of this has me a bit worried to say the least. They make it sound absolutely atrocious and hardly worth watching. I'll still check it out sometime though. Is it on Youtube?
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Finally found and watched this the other day and well...it WAS pretty bad. (lol) It opened on a rather meanspirited note with a short but 'yikes' rape scene. The killer's costume in this was interesting but...also kind of ridiculous, and his voice reminded me of the Killbots from the far superior Chopping Mall. Of course, with this having a bit of southern-fried-ness they threw some rednecks into it as well as a chick named Bobby Jo. The opening credits (evil laughter instead of actual music, a sound which emerged like twenty times throughout the film) had me rolling.
The dialogue was fabulous. Man: "Want me to piss on ya?!" *pees on killer* Killer: "Well...you just pissed me off!" See what I mean? Golden.

I love the generic white people names in this too. Leroy, Brad, Mark, Ben, John...
The old cashier lady fifteen minutes into this fucked up her line but they didn't bother with another take, instead they just kept going with it. This had a couple of okay kills, a pretty massive killcount (14+) for such a short running time, and not one but two nude mostly-hot guys graced the screen. Kudos to them for the sex scene and the lingering shot of the guy's ass. (chew)
Some of the characters were entertaining but I honestly can't say I really liked any of them. "Its not money I want, its REVENGE ASSHOLE!"
The maracas in the musical score got annoying, Ben's girlfriend was a whiny twat, John was hot as fuck (those arms!) and the rapists from the beginning weren't even targeted until after the fifty minute mark. I loved the blond chick at the restaurant. Why did it turn into a police drama an hour into it? Why was the ending so random? Who were half of these random people who died? Why did I end up confused? Why didn't they figure out what the murder weapon was until 65 minutes into this mess? Who cares?!

"Im as horny as a rooster in a Chinese henhouse"
"Time to do...YOUR NAILS! You wanna look pretty in hell!!"

4.5/10 quality. 7/10 entertainment.
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The old cashier lady fifteen minutes into this fucked up her line but they didn't bother with another take, instead they just kept going with it.


/DEAD.
So watching this tonight.
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She said the same word two times in a row and just seemed embarrassed the whole time. (lol)
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Jul 7 2014, 10:46 PM
She said the same word two times in a row and just seemed embarrassed the whole time. (lol)
Was she the one obviously reading the script and then the camera accidentally showed her script in the background? (lol)
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About to start this hot mess after I eat dinner <3
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Why did it turn into a police drama an hour into it?


This is a reoccurring issue for movies like this that I do not get. I don't think a comparatively dry procedural really fits with naked people getting massacred with power tools.

I remember thinking this was pretty watchable when I saw it, but I don't think I have the motivation to check it out again to give a more detailed review.
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So I just finished this, and wow this movie was a mess, and I loved every second of it lmao. Who the hell were most of these people? Also, why did he randomly leave that barbeque girl alive? The killer had the most epic laugh. I could definitely see myself watching this again in the future, and showing it to people. It has to be seen to be believed.
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I wish the Blu-Ray, was a dvd combo pack (d) I don't like straight up blu-rays. The artwork is beautiful.
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I love that tagline.
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Jul 9 2014, 12:25 AM
I love that tagline.
You should totally watch this. Its on Youtube in full. Its so ridiculous, its fantastic <3
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