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Drunk, knife-wielding monkey chases bar customers
Topic Started: Feb 20 2016, 03:11 PM (190 Views)
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PATOS, Brazil – Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: A monkey walks into a bar, drinks some rum, grabs a kitchen knife and begins chasing customers.

The drunk and belligerent monkey terrorized customers in a Brazilian bar in the eastern state of Paraiba on Feb. 5.

Firefighters were called to remove the monkey before it hurt any patrons.

“It was a bar oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,” Fire Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino told aRede, a Brazilian news site.

The monkey was only out for male patrons, Laurentino said, leaving the women alone.

http://www.king5.com/story/news/local/animals/2016/02/19/drunk-knife-wielding-monkey-chases-bar-customers/80629114/
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