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Pool Party Massacre (2017)
Topic Started: Dec 28 2016, 05:15 PM (231 Views)
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What started out as a relaxing summer day by the pool for a group of high maintenance young socialites quickly becomes a nightmare when an unknown killer begins stalking and murdering them one by one.
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I love the poster and all, but a lot of the time these days the poster is the best part for an '80s horror throwback such as this (d)
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I always wonder why films like these get made.
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I'm 80% positive this is another SPM tribute/spoof since the font for 'Massacre' is almost identical to the original SPM font

SPM's impact (coffee)

I think it sounds like a total blast. Hopefully it is (wary)
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Trailer. It looks like an entertaining mess.
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Dec 28 2016, 11:08 PM
I love the poster and all, but a lot of the time these days the poster is the best part for an '80s horror throwback such as this (d)
Sad to say, I stand by my statement (coffee)

Not my thing, after seeing the trailer.
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I'm looking forward to it lol. Not expecting much though but I've started to become abnormally forgiving when it comes to bad low budget movies. >_>
The poster reminds me of a Fear Street or Goosebumps cover.
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I laughed hard enough at the poster that this movie has justified its existence.

I'm not expecting it to be funnier than SPM itself.
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Dec 28 2016, 11:08 PM
I love the poster and all, but a lot of the time these days the poster is the best part for an '80s horror throwback such as this (d)
Sadly, that is all too true these days. Watching the trailer, I'm expecting plentiful gore, some boobs, and not a whole lot else.
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I wrote a college slasher script with that title years ago, but I changed it I think because it sounded too generic.
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Not interested in this at all but I love that poster
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I will be watching this tomorrow (love)
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Jun 5 2017, 03:32 AM
I laughed hard enough at the poster that this movie has justified its existence.

I'm not expecting it to be funnier than SPM itself.
Think of it as a dollar store version of SPM lol. Alot of the humor falls flat, butI had fun with it. It probably helps if you're a fan of SPM like I am.

The dialogue is horrible, but it's pretty up front with what you're getting into, so that shouldn't be a problem for anyone. The blood looks like kool-aid at times, but I think they did a pretty good job on the kills for such a small budget.
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I'm looking forward to this. Fingers crossed that it's at least better than Hot Tub Party Massacre.
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Ten minutes in and I'm already liking it a lot! The dialogue is actually really hilarious, the opening kill was decent, and I loved the credits.
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These characters are a fucking riot, lol.

If I met up with Jared, had a pool party, and invited the girls I work with at Ruby Tuesday, I imagine that it'd be like this.

The girls are some of the best "bitch characters" I've seen in months and the hammer kill (and afteemath)? AWESOME! <3
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The scene where the girls made fun of what guys look like when they're about to cum had me fucking dying. The accuracy is real.

The kills are actually pretty repetitive but that's not hurting this for me. I'm still entertained and the effects have all been alright so far. I just wish we had more than just "throat slash/axe to the center of the head kills.
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Can't say I'm sold on the movie but I do love that poster. It absolutely screams "1980s." Not counting the URL in the credits, of course, as there was no such thing as the internet in the '80s. (lol)
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Apparently they have a whole merchandise store for this movie.
https://poolpartymassacrestore.com/collections/all?page=1
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