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Piranha 3DD (2012)
Topic Started: Apr 5 2013, 11:30 PM (954 Views)
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After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.
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The remake was fun but its sequel is horrible. Starring David Koechner didn't help either.
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This was crap at its finest. Hated it so much.
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Loved it.

Maybe I wouldn't have if I hadnt seen that awful Shark Night but this was so much fun in comparison.

David Koechner amuses me, as he did in Final Destination 5.
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I had a lot of fun with this. It is beyond awful but I loved it enough the first time to see it again in theaters.
Edited by Slaughter, Apr 15 2013, 12:31 AM.
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Apr 11 2013, 11:48 PM
This was crap at its finest. Hated it so much.
Pretty much.
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i dislike this movie so much


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Yeah this was made to be terrible.
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Lol nahhhh
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this is crap. I couldnt even enjoy it as a bad movie. It was painful to watch
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David Hasselhoff?! :blink:
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was terrible
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Jul 14 2013, 11:12 AM
was terrible
With David Hasselhoff, I'm not surprised..! (wut)
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Jun 23 2013, 08:01 PM
Yeah this was made to be terrible.
Yeah, but so was the first one, and it was actually entertaining and fun. This was just crap. They couldn't even deliver on the gore.
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I think it's a somewhat fun movie but at the end of the day, it's still a piece of shit that killed any chances of us getting another good Piranha film in the next few years. I cant believe it was written by the guys who churned out The Collector, The Collection and FOUR of the Saws since this is so godawful. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised though since they wrote Feast 2 and 3. *Shudders*
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I think it's a somewhat fun movie but at the end of the day, it's still a piece of shit that killed any chances of us getting another good Piranha film in the next few years. I cant believe it was written by the guys who churned out The Collector, The Collection and FOUR of the Saws since this is so godawful. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised though since they wrote Feast 2 and 3. *Shudders*
Those guys just aren't good when it comes to comedy. They go way to OTT. They are good at straight horror though.
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This movie didnt even work as an entertaining movie. If a movie is bad i'll somewhat like it if its entertaining to me. this wasnt
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This movie is awful. Fake boobs, terrible gore, corny story and a waste of my time. The only thing I enjoyed was the scenes with the Hoff.

Full review here: Piranha 3DD Review
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yeah this was just appalling I really enjoyed the first one, but this was identical but just more idiotic.

The hoff however was quite amusing in it.
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Aug 9 2013, 12:58 PM
This movie is awful. Fake boobs, terrible gore, corny story and a waste of my time. The only thing I enjoyed was the scenes with the Hoff.

Full review here: Piranha 3DD Review
Agreed on every point. The Hoff's snarking about the park guests' stupidity was the only thing that made this film watchable. Other than that, it wasn't even enjoyable as a Z-grade splatter flick. The gore was lacking, the babes couldn't hold a candle to Kelly Brook and co. from the first film, and the characters were stupid as hell.
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