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Piranha 3DD (2012)
Topic Started: Apr 5 2013, 11:30 PM (953 Views)
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After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.
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Am I the only one who couldn't fucking stand Hasselhoff in this film? I agree about every single other thing you guys pointed out though.
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Aug 9 2013, 11:25 PM
Am I the only one who couldn't fucking stand Hasselhoff in this film? I agree about every single other thing you guys pointed out though.
Tbh, I couldn't stand him in the Spongebob movie. And I love the Spongebob movie.
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Lol he was only in that movie just for money. He was really stupid.
I don't like hasslehoff either. I thought he retired.
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Annoying characters, but hot women, and some fun moments.
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I loved all of the first half and the second half was decent. However, the third act was so awful it was not even funny. It had good kills and decent performances but it's inferior to the first.
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Still need to watch my bluray of this soon
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Ew nvm I thought this was the remake lol
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is the most necessary edit ever:

http://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=47026
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Overall this was an immensely and utterly enjoyable sequel that has a lot more going for it. Among the biggest positives here is the fact that this one makes for a rather enjoyable time here in detailing the cause away from the location of the first one into a more outrageous setting being quite natural and believable as there's a nice connection here following up the effects of the first one by again using the logical manner of the underground tunnels to explain everything. That of course follows up the even greater fun here of this one's seemingly glorious cheesy nature on display as there's so much fun here during the main attack of the park that it's an immensely enjoyable sequence all on it's own as the action-packed encounters are so fun and bloody that there's a lot to like on that principle alone. The viciousness of the swarm ripping into bodies and generally taking advantage of the different confines around a water-park to make for a rather exciting time throughout here unleashing plenty of action, solid gore and kills here from the savage bites and dismemberments while also giving this the kind of demented atmosphere and fun found in numerous other works here with this one really taking solid advantage of the creatures to pile on some rather goofy, fun scenarios of the creatures appearing where they really shouldn't be. As well, the fact that this one can certainly play it straight and keep things running along nicely with some suspenseful scenes at times is a great ploy at counteracting the cheesy nature of the rest of the film where it keeps things focused on the seriousness of the creatures by featuring such great early scenes as the attack on the couple in the van as the water rapidly begins filling the van while they try to get out to safety, a later scene where they attack the friends on the wooden dock by launching themselves through the planks knocking them into the water or the fantastic night-time attack in the lake that's really eerie and chilling for the setting and the knowledge of their attacks previously. By combining all this with the fantastically cheesy sexualized attacks on the couple that are quite shocking and disturbing, the rampant well-delivered nudity and feverish gore, there's enough here to make this one wholly enjoyable enough to hold off the minor flaws present. The biggest issue here is the fact that this one tends to go for a lot more of a clichéd feeling overall here by running through the same notions as the original only it tends to feel even less impactful because of simply running along the same lines. There's a lot of similar ground covered here that came from the original, and it tends to be quite noticeable. As well, the fact that this one was filmed for 3D means that a lot of gore gags and shots look absolutely atrocious and noticeable when seen elsewhere and if that's not the format being shown in it looks awkward and clunky quite often throughout here. Otherwise, this one tended to be quite exciting and enjoyable.
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Sorry. I'm gonna say it, and I know everyone will hate me for it, but fuck it. Just keepin' it real.

This film is perfect.

Period.
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Literally the only scene I've seen from this movie is the scene where the piranha entered the guy's penis and I had the O.o expression the entire time.
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Sep 2 2015, 01:36 AM
Sorry. I'm gonna say it, and I know everyone will hate me for it, but fuck it. Just keepin' it real.

This film is perfect.

Period.


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Wut.
RECR92
Sep 2 2015, 08:59 AM
Literally the only scene I've seen from this movie is the scene where the piranha entered the guy's penis and I had the O.o expression the entire time.


His facial expressions in that scene... (sex)
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Sep 2 2015, 09:34 AM

His facial expressions in that scene... (sex)
(no)
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Sep 2 2015, 10:19 AM
Baby Firefly
Sep 2 2015, 09:34 AM

His facial expressions in that scene... (sex)
(no)
Don't judge meh! (shock) At least I'm not gushing over David Hasselhoff's old ass in this, lol.
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Sep 2 2015, 08:59 AM
Literally the only scene I've seen from this movie is the scene where the piranha entered the guy's penis and I had the O.o expression the entire time.
That's one scene too many lol.
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Aug 9 2013, 11:25 PM
Am I the only one who couldn't fucking stand Hasselhoff in this film?
The movie as a whole was really bad, but he was by far one of the worst parts
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