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Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)
Topic Started: Apr 17 2013, 09:01 PM (541 Views)
JethroClemson
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Judge Rhinehole orders the Sunny Buttocks Nudist Camp closed down as an affront to the community. The members of the camp enter into a suicide pact, but vow to return for vengeance. Five years later, a group of campers on a retreat argue with each other about religion and sing big production numbers as the group begins experiencing an attrition problem.

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"Nudest Colony Of The Dead" it said on the front of the box with a couple of really attractive women. It called out to be like a lighthouse of a foggy night. I have to see this. There's no possible way I could resit. Naked people and zombies? *cue the angels singing* There no way this could be anything but great. They'd have to put in a hell of a lot of effort to intentionally f mess this up for it to not be highly entertaining. I mean you just can't go wrong with naked, right? Ok, so there's Orgy of the Dead and Zombie Lake....maybe you could throw Monster At Camp Sunshine in too, but those are a fluke, right?

I put it in the deck, and sit down waiting feverishly for the sweet joy of zombies and tits....only to find....WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! A MUSICAL?!
How?........What?........Why? Who would do this? Why would you promise something as beautiful and fun as tits and zombies and not only just not deliver the goods at all, but do this to us? This is just wrong on so many levels.
I say we should rise up and go get the people responsible for this and hold them accountable. How dare they?!
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lolol. It showed some promise but I did the same as Freak. Musical??? Pure torture.






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The songs are pretty catchy though.
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I dont know why but I just cant do musicals. Even the one song and dance number in American Horror Story really pissed me off and most fans loved that. Glee has one of the highest ratings in USA doesnt it? You would have to lock me in a room and tie me down to watch that.






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Oh man I hate Glee even though musicals are my weakness, like TV shows with that lone musical themed episode is almost always my favorite (Like Influenza! the Musical from Even Stevens).
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I remember watching a musical with my mum when I was a little kid (Brigadoon) and the end made her cry a lot. I think that's why I just cant watch them.






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Hallorann
May 19 2013, 09:42 PM
I remember watching a musical with my mum when I was a little kid (Brigadoon) and the end made her cry a lot. I think that's why I just cant watch them.
I'll just stick to Two Thousand Maniacs!, thank you..8)
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"Sunny Buttocks Nudist Camp" ..! (lol) (lol) (lol)
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Any good? lol
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I still haven't seen it, and it's not on Youtube, but I think it would be a campy good time.
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