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| Baby Firefly | Apr 13 2013, 08:20 AM Post #1 |
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The Devil Himself
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![]() "Nothing I like better than a little..." *Picks up mannequin head* "Head!" Plot: A boarding house is reopened years after gruesome murders were committed there. Suddenly, the body count begins once more! This movie was so fucking WEIRD LOL! It was enjoyable, hardly effective (except for one bit involving eye gouging, YIKES! D:), and had some of the worst effects and acting ever. The sad thing is that the film pretty much tried hard to be scary. I loved Victoria (unless she was screaming like a monkey), her dream chase, the crappy cheesy electrocution that made me laugh out loud, Cindy's walk into the surf, and some of the quotes including this gem: "My pillow killin' mah head! I got the worst hangover! *cries* I NEED COFFEEEEE." This also had alot of rape-y stuff and telekinesis and girls screaming for literally 60+ seconds straight. My ears bled, seriously. My mom thought I was watching a porn, there was so much screaming in scenes and weird moaning playing over non-sexual things. The typed up intro was also cool but WAY too long. Love it. 3/10 when it comes to quality. 6/10 for being entertaining and laughable. |
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| Dead Sorority | Apr 13 2013, 08:24 AM Post #2 |
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Sole Survivor
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LMAO her face! DEAD!
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| Cherry Darling | Apr 13 2013, 08:16 PM Post #3 |
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Killer's Accomplice
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Yeah, this was really weird. It was horrible, yet I was entertained. Definitely so-bad-its-good. |
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| Matheny85 | May 1 2013, 12:31 AM Post #4 |
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Random Redneck
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That is exactly how I would describe it. |
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| Slaughter | May 4 2013, 02:22 AM Post #5 |
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Whore
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![]() A boarding house is reopened years after gruesome murders were committed there. Suddenly, the body count begins once more! |
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| MonkeyParadise | May 4 2013, 04:59 AM Post #6 |
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Demon
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The poster is hilarious |
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| Baby Firefly | May 4 2013, 05:02 AM Post #7 |
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This movie was so fucking WEIRD LOL! It was enjoyable, hardly effective (except for one bit involving eye gouging, YIKES! D:), and had some of the worst effects and acting ever. The sad thing is that the film pretty much tried hard to be scary. I loved Victoria (unless she was screaming like a monkey), her dream chase, the crappy cheesy electrocution that made me laugh out loud, Cindy's walk into the surf, and some of the quotes including this gem: "My pillow killin' mah head! I got the worst hangover! *cries* I NEED COFFEEEEE." This also had alot of rape-y stuff and telekinesis and girls screaming for literally 60+ seconds straight. My ears bled, seriously. My mom thought I was watching a porn, there was so much screaming in scenes and weird moaning playing over non-sexual things. The typed up intro was also cool but WAY too long. Love it. 3/10 when it comes to quality. 6/10 for being entertaining and laughable. |
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| Cherry Darling | May 4 2013, 05:19 AM Post #8 |
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Killer's Accomplice
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Theres already a thread for this. |
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| Kitty | Jul 31 2013, 12:42 PM Post #9 |
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Killer's Nemesis
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The chick's face is funny! ![]() Love the kid in the moving gif too!
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| Gorefest180 | Aug 15 2013, 02:34 AM Post #10 |
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Hero
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Trolololololololol |
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| Baby Firefly | May 21 2014, 05:50 AM Post #11 |
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I keep thinking I misjudged this one....but then I remember just how bad it was lol. |
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| Cherry Darling | May 23 2014, 03:05 AM Post #12 |
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Yeah, but it was entertaining, and if anything its worth it for how totally weird it is lol. |
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| Luke | Jun 1 2014, 12:04 PM Post #13 |
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Innocent Virgin
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I have this on DVD. However, I have not sat through the whole DVD, I turned it off as it was too weird for me. From memory I think I only lasted about 10 or 20 minutes. Is it worth watching all the way through? |
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| Baby Firefly | Jun 1 2014, 06:51 PM Post #14 |
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Well since you own a copy you might as well sit through the whole thing. |
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| Baby Firefly | Dec 19 2017, 02:53 AM Post #15 |
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What I want to know is... Why does this have two (maybe even three) different special edition releases?!
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| Cherry Darling | Dec 20 2017, 03:30 AM Post #16 |
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^Lol, it does?! I heard the director says on one of the DVD's that he's planning a sequel. |
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| Lon Of The Dead | Dec 20 2017, 03:37 AM Post #17 |
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Killer's Therapist
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Nope. Really bad low budget effort, originally shot on video then transferred to 35mm film, and its cheapness shows -- not just in the quality of the image, but also in the direction, story and acting. A real dud. |
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| Baby Firefly | Dec 20 2017, 06:47 AM Post #18 |
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I didn't care for it but I'll give it another shot sometime. And yeah, one special edition is from 2008 and another is from 2013 or 2015. There may even be a third. At least one or two are from the distributor that released Satan's Blade and (I think) Killer Workout. At least one is a two disc edition. |
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| Baby Firefly | Feb 17 2018, 10:45 PM Post #19 |
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I bought the two disc edition from Slasher Video and it came yesterday. It says the theatrical version is 98 minutes and the director's cut is 157 minutes. That can't be right. What the fuck is that extra hour?! |
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