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| Movie House Massacre (1984); AKA Blood Theater | |
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| Baby Firefly | May 14 2013, 03:15 AM Post #1 |
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The Devil Himself
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![]() Would you like some blood on that popcorn? Actually there is probably enough blood flowing through this low-budget direct to video horror outing to satisfy any cravings. The tale centers on an abandoned theater that is said to be haunted by the mad spirit of its former manager. According to local legend, the manager lost his mind one night, killed an employee and then started a fire. It remained empty until a theater chain purchased it. As an added bonus, unknown sponsors have offered a small fortune to be paid to anyone who is brave enough to open a business there. The new owner hires local kids to clean up the joint in time for the grand opening. Unfortunately, whatever evil took over the theater still remains and many people begin to die. |
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| Baby Firefly | Oct 10 2014, 06:20 AM Post #21 |
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Good, haha. 7 is better than...2 or 3 or something. |
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| Baby Firefly | Oct 12 2014, 04:55 AM Post #22 |
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Oh dear. 20 minutes in now and its...pretty bad, but mainly because of the godawful cheerleaders and the guy over the intercom...and the movie titles, random 'whoosh' noise that comes after some of Mary Woronov's lines, etc.
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| Cherry Darling | Oct 12 2014, 08:18 AM Post #23 |
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Killer's Accomplice
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Selina is my idol tbh. |
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| Baby Firefly | Oct 12 2014, 08:23 AM Post #24 |
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Selena and Mary's character<3. Love them both lol. |
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| Baby Firefly | Oct 24 2014, 12:23 AM Post #25 |
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I have no idea why it took me over a week to review this lol. Wrote some of this as I watched it; What's up with the overdramatic music at the beginning? This seems more like some sort of opera house than a movie theater. Maybe it was supposed to be that? I don't know. The random singing, what the hell? Love the ticket girl who looks all bored while people in the theater are panicking. So that chick was stabbed to death but the knife didn't actually touch her body? Lolk. "Welcome to Spotlite Theaters where the popcorn is always popping! "Mary Woronov's character was bitchy from the get-go, haha. She was definitely my favorite, though Selena's right behind her. Honestly, they're the only two characters who were all that entertaining/interesting. Pretty much all of the others were just forgettable. "We don't care if the movie next to you sounds better...NO SWITCHING THEATERS!" Chainsaw Chicks, Amputee Hookers?! Wtf kind of theater is this? Lol, Selena was such a hootchie. Dramatic pom-pom fling! I laughed at Selena's "angel vs devil" moment. Can honestly say I've never seen that in a slasher before. Clown Whores Of Hollywood ftw! So many nasty lines from Selena; why was she randomly cussing people out and freaking out at the audience? "I AM the next attraction! I'm not your employee...BITCH!" Adrian was cute. "I'm not worried...I slapped the other side of her face! " The popcorn kill was like a really bad Nightmare On Elm Street type of kill. "Talking is not allowed at Spotlite Theater-this means YOU!" Love how Mary's character and Selena had a rivalry going on. Did her phone just turn into creampuffs and blocks? HUH?! This movie was SOOO bad and random but it was pretty amusing, capped off with an ending that made me feel that the writer(s) didn't care if this made sense or not, ha/ 3/10 quality. 7/10 entertainment. |
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| Cherry Darling | May 18 2018, 06:13 AM Post #26 |
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Apparently Vinegar Syndrome is releasing this mess on Blu-ray on June 26th lol.
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