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Skullduggery (1983)
Topic Started: May 24 2013, 06:10 AM (270 Views)
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As five eager gamers begin playing a medieval-themed board game that pits contestants against one another in the ultimate battle for supernatural supremacy, an unstoppable force of darkness is suddenly unleashed. Now possessed by an evil powerful enough to dictate his every move, one of the gamers - a fantasy-prone costume clerk - suddenly sets out on a blood-soaked killing spree.
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I have heard this one called the worst horror flick of all time by a couple of very knowledgeable people.
I myself haven't endured it. I've seen a hell of a lot of bottom of the barrel stuff..in fact I kind of pride myself on it, but this one actually scares me. I can take a lot, but from what I've read about it, I just don't want to torture myself with it.

Not to sound like an egotist, but consider that one hell of a warning to anyone thinking of checking this one out. I won't even do it.
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this is a maybe
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I wonder if this is just as bad as some have made it out to be. D:
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Is it based on a game, as I'm sure I've seen the title somewhere. Even though I haven't seen it, I'm sure it's not that bad.
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this is a maybe
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That bad huh? Cant possibly be as bad as Blood Lake or The Stay Awake.
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Dec 27 2013, 11:46 AM
That bad huh? Cant possibly be as bad as Blood Lake
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as bad as Blood Lake

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Lol, I can't find this anywhere. I want to force myself through it just to say I did. (penguin)
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I've never even heard of it (shock)
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I found it John :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V7RG4ubtBU
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Oh yay, now I can torture myself! Thank you<3.
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I recognized multiple people in this, lol. I knew by the opening alone that this would be mega booty. The song it opened with (and the plain blue screen they used) was absolutely terrible and what makes it worse is that the song was stuck in my head for hours after watching it. Nothing about this made a whole lot of sense. I was confused by the first scene with...eating babies' souls and killing someone or whatever and then all of a sudden it jumped to 1982. The costumes were nice sometimes but they mostly sucked.
The obsession with the game was really stupid and weird. These people are in their 30s, it seemed. They needed to get lives...

I had a hard time believing that Mrs. Sullivan was like ninety years old. Adam was cute. My gaydar kept going off during some of the backstage scenes. Like...what straight guy says "Wanna watch me suck a Greyhound through a straw? ;) " when flirting with a WOMAN?!

"I hope you're not barbecuing my daughter! ^_^ "

The music got on my nerves. By the forty minute mark, I was really wondering what the point of this was. I laughed a little at the "I'm not gay - just...uncomfortable (wary) " scene. The random guy with the red sequined outfit was also hilarious. Even though this was AWFUL - poor pacing, lack of suspense, characters that blended together, a lead with no personality, cringeworthy nerdy shit - it was...actually surprisingly watchable.

It had good looking guys, over a dozen kills (and a small handful - including a cleaver kill and a TRIPLE IMPALEMENT - were actually decent), and a crazy meanstreak. Unfortunately, after the meanstreak, the last fifteen minutes fell flat (and the 20 minutes of the meanstreak = the only portion of this 96 minute turd that I actually enjoyed) and I kept hoping it'd end, checking the time to see how much longer it was going to be on.


3.5/10 quality, 4.5-5/10 entertainment. Not unwatchably bad but still...incredibly bad, lol.
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