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Zombie Ass: Toilet Of The Dead (2011)
Topic Started: Jun 1 2013, 08:28 PM (245 Views)
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“We are going to flush you! The most crap-tastic zombie movie ever to emerge from the sewers of low-budget filmmaking is finally upon us, and it’s from the perverted mind of cinematic madman and legendary ass-fetishist Noboru Iguchi, creator of THE MACHINE GIRL, ROBO-GEISHA and KARATE-ROBO ZABORGAR! Given free reign by a generous, independent producer to plumb the depths of his toilet-obsessed imagination, Iguchi has created a splatter comedy guaranteed to warm the bowels of those with the stomach for it. Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her sister Ai, who was tormented by high school bullies, pretty young karate student Megu accompanies a group of older friends on a camping trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Také, big-boobed model Maki, and nerdy Naoi. Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish they catch – and wolfs it down alive, in the hope that it’ll help keep her skinny! Soon after, and not so unexpectedly in situations like this, zombies show up and begin to complicate things further. After they’re attached by a crowd of poop-covered undead who emerge from an outhouse toilet, the group seeks refuge at the home of strange Dr. Tanaka and his daughter Sachi. But unbeknownst to them, Tanaka has been conducting experiments on the parasites—and the zombies!—and has another fate in mind for the five strangers from the city. What’s the connection between the parasites and the zombies? And can Megu’s karate alone help them escape, or will she have to rely on the liberating power of farts to save the day? Featuring special effects by FF 2009-2010 guest Yoshihiro Nishimura, and some truly jaw-dropping contributions from Iguchi’s genius subconscious (parasite anus-zombies?!?), ZOMBIE ASS is a heaping plate of bad taste that may go down rough but is guaranteed to come out smooth and regular.”



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The crushing disappointment I felt when this movie wasn't nominated for ANY academy awards.
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Jun 1 2013, 08:33 PM
The crushing disappointment I felt when this movie wasn't nominated for ANY academy awards.
Not even a Daytime Emmy...
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I enjoyed this one although the second half got pretty weird with a huge flying parasite monster among other things.
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Oh, Japan. Where would we be without you?
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Would see this for a laugh or it might actually be serious
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Strange poster, interesting title.
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So I wanted to enjoy this and have fun with it but...sometimes a film is just TOO bad to even be seen as FUNNY and sadly, this was one of those films. Not much I can say, really. The trailer gave away a lot of the best gags, the most annoying characters lived the longest, the ending was one of the most idiotic I've ever seen in my entire life, the zombies looked like shit (no pun intended), and the narration in the trailer was funnier than anything seen in the film itself. Sorry to say, but I really didn't find it entertaining. 2/10 for quality. 3/10 for entertainment. And that is being generous.
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I thought this was a piece of crap too but I had a bit of fun with it. After all, this CAN'T be taken seriously. At all.
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Get this crapfest away from me.
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