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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 18 2013, 11:58 PM (1,123 Views) | |
| Baby Firefly | Jun 18 2013, 11:58 PM Post #1 |
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The Devil Himself
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![]() Plot: A group of teens arrive on an island for a rave--only to discover the island has been taken over by zombies. The group takes refuge in a house where they try to survive the night. So I just HAD to make a thread for this fun, awful piece of cow dung LOL. To be honest, this film is not THAT bad if you look at it as a horrid, deliberately bad Troma-esque B-Movie. If you want an example of fine art? LOLNO, you'll be disappointed. The characters are interesting enough, a decent variety. No one too special and quite a few were dislikeable. Team Ellie Cornell, black chick, main girl, Asian girl and stupid ass blonde bitch<3. And Simon. He was cute as fuckkk. The deaths ranged from shitty to average. The zombies were dull and just...whatthehell?! in general. The storyline was weak. Almost everything was weak. It was bad. And I'm sure you knew it was bad already. But yeah...badbadbadbadbadfuckingbadbad. But in a weird way, its charming, and definitely fun if you know what you're getting into. 3/10 for quality. 6.5/10 because its entertaining. |
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| Cherry Darling | Jun 19 2013, 12:15 AM Post #2 |
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Killer's Accomplice
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This isn't AS bad as its made out to be honestly. |
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| JethroClemson | Jun 19 2013, 12:18 AM Post #3 |
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Mr. Neverdie
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IMDb thinks different. |
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| MonkeyParadise | Jun 28 2013, 08:33 AM Post #4 |
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Demon
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IMDB reviewers are so bi polar. |
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| Fake_Shemp | Jun 28 2013, 11:17 AM Post #5 |
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Dumb Blonde
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I've avoided Uwe Boll movies, I've seen my fair share but I got over the need to see the badness but is this worth a watch for the craic? |
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| Cherry Darling | Jun 28 2013, 08:45 PM Post #6 |
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I think so. Its not unwatchable at all. Atleast it wasn't to me. |
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| Kitty | Aug 26 2013, 02:45 PM Post #7 |
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Killer's Nemesis
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Doesn't sound very good to watch. |
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| Cherry Darling | Nov 21 2013, 12:00 AM Post #8 |
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Why? doesn't sound any different from most zombie films to me. |
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| Zombi | Dec 7 2013, 08:28 AM Post #9 |
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With Platinumprince on this one, guys. It IS a bad film. In fact, it's one of the worst of its release year, but it still had some decent deaths and an average cast. The ending was mildly surprising as well, but that might be because I'm not at all familiar with the games. Loved Ellie in this, I wish we had gotten more of her here. |
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| Cosmic Castaway | Jan 30 2014, 10:42 PM Post #10 |
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Nerd Of The Group
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I first heard about it because the guy who played Rory in Final Destination 2 was playing the protagonist in this one so I got interested and bought it as soon as it came out. I really liked it because of it's video game approach to the whole plot and meshing rap metal with shootouts well. It was because of the movie that I got into the games and I spent some time playing HotD 2 at the local Time Out in the mall and buying that one as well as the third one on Wii. As for Uwe Boll, I don't usually like his video game adaptations but here he hit the bulls eye in terms of goofiness. |
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| Toyland Chairman | Feb 22 2014, 12:11 AM Post #11 |
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I remember this being pretty corny and bad, but it's been a while so maybe I shouldn't comment. I never played the games. The best part is Erica Durance topless. She was my favorite Lois Lane. |
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| Cherry Darling | Mar 6 2014, 12:41 AM Post #12 |
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lol I rewatched this last night. It really is terrible, but fun. I kinda wish it had more blood though. |
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| Cosmic Castaway | Mar 8 2014, 05:09 PM Post #13 |
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Nerd Of The Group
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Ellie Cornell's screaming as the zombies chopped her legs off with an ax was always unsettling for me. |
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| DooDaDerek | Mar 8 2014, 05:13 PM Post #14 |
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Best Friend Character
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One of the worst films that I have ever seen. Awful effects, bad acting and just a horrible film in general. 1/10 |
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| Cherry Darling | Mar 9 2014, 12:11 AM Post #15 |
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Oh stop. Its atleast fun in a dumb way
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| Baby Firefly | Mar 9 2014, 12:17 AM Post #16 |
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"WHO WILL DIE AND WHO WILL BEAR WITNESS!?!" *Cue slow mo bullshit* Oh lord. That fucking scene.
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| Cherry Darling | Mar 9 2014, 08:54 AM Post #17 |
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I love how they all suddenly knew karate moves and stuff lol. |
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| Baby Firefly | Mar 9 2014, 08:58 AM Post #18 |
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LOLYES! D: If only that'd happen in real life. |
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| Cherry Darling | Mar 9 2014, 08:59 AM Post #19 |
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I actually liked the red screen when one of them died, it was kinda cool, even if cheesy. |
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| Baby Firefly | Mar 9 2014, 09:00 AM Post #20 |
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Its been so long since I've seen it, I've forgotten which one you mean (and usually I'm good at figuring that sort of thing out). I might have a double feature of the House Of The Dead movies when Robby and I erm....run out of movies to watch. |
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