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Vampire Killers (2009)
Topic Started: Jun 20 2013, 02:35 PM (79 Views)
JethroClemson
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Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
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this must be a comedy
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You know what? I actually remember seeing this title floating about, but never got to see it.
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Horror comedy? I thinl soo
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Lol oh God. I don't really care for comedies, I don't really care for vampires, and I dont really care for the sound of this.

One of those guys are cute though. (chew)
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This here was quite the fun and impressive vampire comedy.

One of the better features here is the fact that this one really works with plenty of great work here with the narration and backstory featured here which sets this off on a great note. The opening backstory about the vampires hunting and tormenting the village, which not only goes a long way with the visuals of the girls attacking others and the swordfight itself being good enough but tying that into the curse and how they carries gives this a solid formation for this one.

The more modern-day scenes that showcase the effects of this, from the group arriving at the cottage in the woods with the introduction of the local legend and how they start getting picked off one-by-one around the cottage is quite a great deal of fun with the rather chilling abductions coming to pass at bringing those connections to the forefront.

Other great scenarios here include the first encounter with the group having their orgy in the woods where they get chased back inside leads to other spectacular attempts inside which give the film a great sense of atmosphere and chilling set-ups with the battle against his turned girlfriend in the bedroom as well as the rather silly battle in the bathroom that's all given a rather nice energy.

As well, that energy carries over into the big finale in the graveyard where the vampires appear in their fog- enshrouded setting and giant stone altars which serves as the perfect lead-ins to the action-packed fighting here with all the small encounters throughout the woods while dealing with the fine resurrection and battle there along with the big final brawl with the queen which is just a great deal of fun and really makes this quite a thoroughly enjoyable blast with the film mixing the chilling location with frantic action and silly comedy that's quite funny.

That as well is the film's other great part in this as there's a remarkably light, silly air to it that comes from the light-hearted plot and endless rounds of jokes fired off while still making it creepy enough for a believable horror villain to be present as it is here, and when given a thorough dose of fun with the sleaze and nudity on display really make for a grand time here.

There's only one real flaw that holds this back, which is the film's time-honored tradition of not really providing the villagers enough of a reason to go along with the curse. Rather than insinuate that they were cursed as well in order to force her plans to eventually come to fruition, there's not much else to this one to keep it in that particular set-up here and it just seems like a weak story point. The cheese and goofiness might put some off but otherwise it's not the main issue here.
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