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Cross Bearer (2013)
Topic Started: Jan 8 2014, 11:55 AM (1,095 Views)
Cherry Darling
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"Heather is broke. She has a soul sucking job as a stripper. Her live-in girlfriend Victoria has a baby and a coke problem. Her boss Harry is an abusive maniac. Life cannot get much worse... or so she thought. Determined to get out of this living hell, Heather and her lover, Bunny, plan to rip off Harry, ditch Victoria, and leave town to live out their days on the Greek islands in peaceful bliss. One big score is all they need, and Harry gives them the opportunity when he asks them to take care of a drug deal with one of his clients at an old warehouse. As Heather and her friends arrive, everything seems to be going fine until they make a grizzly discovery and are trapped inside by a rambling, religious maniac hell-bent on purifying the Earth of its sins through murder and destruction. Armed with a carpenter's hammer and a fanatic passion, the Cross Bearer hunts Heather and her friends down one-by-one in a sadistic crusade to burn clean the filth of the world."
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I loved the radio stuff, shots of the churches and things, and the general creepiness of the opening. The stock scream, bible verse that I couldn't read, and some of the dialogue though...ew. "You puked all over my girlfriend's asshole!" WHAT?!
Some of the sound effects during the kills = lame. I loved the shoes hanging from the powerlines. Tis a common sight. Oh my God, the chick referring to HIV as "Hi-Five." (lol) The dude who got the sex scene about a half hour in was kind of hot. Hurrah for the main girl bashing dramas while praising Friday The 13th Part 2. They were starting to creep into dumb-meta territory with that whole discussion though but it was an okay enough scene.
I loved the look of the killer but hated how talkative he was. The kills were decent but all of them were way similar except for one of them which was pretty awesome and unique. The hand smash, coke kill, and tongue rip<3. The ending was okay but I don't like how there was still like 16 minutes left after
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Overall, this was pretty satisfying and I liked SOME (but not too many) of the characters.

6/10 quality. 7/10 entertainment.
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The VHS tapes are selling out quick.

http://massacrevideo.com/site/shop/cross-bearer-vhs/

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THIRTY DOLLARS?! (shock)

No. (grave)
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Plus shipping. (grave)

They are really rare though and it comes in a clamshell (which aren't cheap to produce).
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These people must reeeally want a lot of money. $40 for a DVD and $30 for a VHS. (shock)

And you can buy 25+ empty clamshell cases on Ebay for $15 or less lol.
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DooDaDerek
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Lol it isn't $40 for a DVD. It's like $30. (shock)

At least the posters are sorta cheap ($15) since they come signed.
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Read what I added to my previous post about clamshell cases lol.


And $15 for a signed poster isn't bad but $30 for a DVD is outrageous.
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They want $30 dollars for this? I liked it, but no.
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DooDaDerek
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Buy a DVD.

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Buy a DVD.

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I would buy a poster too but my parents wouldn't want a poster of bloody boobs hanging up on my room. (lol)
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I'm seeing Facebook hype over this again. (wary)
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