
   "If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of." -George C. Wallace
J.D.'s Quote Emporium Zach: "It's a metaphor, silly goose"
J.D.: "I know that...and I kill geese"
Zach: "Classic Zach-Jack interaction"
J.D.: "There's a guy in the ice cream shop rn decked out in full trump gear"
Zach: "Oh my Well 1st Amendment and everything But it wont stop me from thinking he's an ass"
TNR: "If you weren't so handsome and in the military, I'd deck you one."
TNR: "The Sith have been getting stronger for generations. Dude's been alive for fucking millenia. And Mace Fuckin' Windu gets the better of him. Mr. Grape Flavor Lightsaber."
TNR: Now, Arbor, you know your name rhymes with harbor. And you know what JD is in? The coast guard. You know what's on the coast? Harbors. You know who's not safe? You.
TNR: "Sure, Adolf, just eliminate my entire dating pool. Asshole."
Brick: "I've been following this all the way through and I'd love to say I'm disgusted but this is the sort of thing I've come to expect...."
Lock: "Your sick and nasty spy is on the move."
Mytzonia: "You're my favorite kind of asshole."
Chris Habs: "Guns don't kill people, JD kills people."
CDland: "JD's our regional Pornhub correspondent."
Positions and Awards TAS: Lt. Governor of Buxton (Apr. 2nd, 2016-Jun. 1st, 2016) (Apr. 5th, 2017- Apr. 7th, 2017) (Aug. 21st, 2017- Aug. 27th, 2017) Associate Justice of the Supreme Court (Apr. 7th, 2016-May. 2nd, 2016) Senator (Apr. 8th, 2016-May. 1st, 2016) (July 5th, 2017- Oct. 23rd, 2017) (Dec. 7th, 2017- Apr. 8th, 2018) 1st Commandant of the ASCG (Aug. 7th, 2016-July 26th, 2017) Minister of War (Aug. 22nd, 2016-Sept. 4th, 2016) Chief Justice of the Supreme Court (Sep. 13th, 2016- April 24th, 2017) Secretary of Defense (Feb. 19th, 2017-August 2nd, 2017) (Oct. 3rd- Oct. 13th, 2017) Under Secretary of Interior (Feb. 18th, 2017-Feb. 25th, 2017) (March 17th, 2017- Apr. 8th) (Jun. 11th- Jun. 27th, 2017) (Aug. 27th, 2017 -Sept. 10th, 2017) (Sept. 26th, 2017- Oct. 24th, 2017) Deputy Secretary of Domestic Affairs (Feb. 27th, 2017-Mar. 10th, 2017) Governor of Buxton (Apr. 6th, 2017- May 3rd, 2017) (Aug. 27th, 2017-Oct. 6th, 2017) Secretary of Interior (Jun. 27th, 2017- July 15th, 2017) (Nov. 11th, 2017- Nov. 26th, 2017) (Dec. 20th, 2017- Mar. 20th, 2018) (Mar. 29th, 2018- Present) Deputy Secretary of State (Aug. 27th, 2017- Sept. 13th, 2017) Deputy Attorney General (Aug. 27th, 2017-Aug. 31st, 2017) Deputy Secretary of Culture (Oct. 3rd- Oct. 24th, 2017) King of Buxton (Oct. 6th, 2017- Present) Speaker of the House (Oct. 6th-, 2017- Dec. 7th, 2017) (Dec. 29th, 2017- Mar. 27th, 2018) Vice Chancellor- (Dec. 7th, 2017- Feb. 7th, 2018) Speaker of the Senate- (Feb. 7th, 2018- Mar. 20th, 2018) Councilman- (Apr. 8th, 2018- Present)
TNGE: Moff of Culture Vice Moff of Culture Chief Justice Senior Associate Justice Senator
Kvatch: 2nd Trimivuir
Awards: MMS 2016 Rookie of the Year MMS 2016 Conservative of the Year Twenty Uno 2017 Podcaster of the Year Twenty Uno 2017 Conservative of the Year Twenty Uno 2017 Legislator of the Year Buxton Award Judicial Prestige Award
Post Count Timestamps 1,000 posts- April 25th, 2016, 9:39 AM EST 2,000 Posts- November 30th, 2016, 6:53 PM EST 3,000 Posts- February 16th, 2017, 8:11 PM EST 4,000 Posts- February 28th, 2017, 6:25 PM EST 5,000 Posts- March 14th, 2017, 12:36 AM EST 6,000 Posts- April 25th, 2017, 4:26 PM EST 7,000 Posts- July 22nd, 2017, 7:58 PM EST 8,000 Posts- August 24th, 2017, 12:44 PM EST 9,000 Posts- September 18th, 2017 5:02 EST 10,000 Posts- December 11th, 2017 1:21 AM EST
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