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OOC: Regional Newswire
Topic Started: Aug 19 2006, 02:32 PM (4,624 Views)
Kenny
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Awesome. :wtf:

I think my next article will read: "Authorities are still perplexed over the cause of the grisly collapse of the Green Street bridge, which sent at least two dozen cars plunging 80 stories into the river waters below, killing 57 people. 'We are shocked and saddened at this terrible accident and the resultant death toll,' weeped Timothy Greer, a government engineer (and third cousin, twice removed to Vice President Antigone Morgan). 'Our sorrow and prayers are with the victims and their families.'"

It'll give you yet another excuse to run a hot photo of my VP! :lol:

IC: Damn, that red dress really does make her look like a five-dollar whore. --Fernanda.
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Awesome job, Cluich! :lol:
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Cluichstan
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Kenny,Sep 18 2006
10:32 AM
Awesome. :wtf:

I think my next article will read: "Authorities are still perplexed over the cause of the grisly collapse of the Green Street bridge, which sent at least two dozen cars plunging 80 stories into the river waters below, killing 57 people. 'We are shocked and saddened at this terrible accident and the resultant death toll,' weeped Timothy Greer, a government engineer (and third cousin, twice removed to Vice President Antigone Morgan). 'Our sorrow and prayers are with the victims and their families.'"

It'll give you yet another excuse to run a hot photo of my VP! :lol:

IC: Damn, that red dress really does make her look like a five-dollar whore. --Fernanda.

Thanks. I think it should be a requirement that you mention her somehow in every story. :wtf:
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I'm trying to put something together about The Kivistan government inviting national leaders within the region to the grand opening of a museum on the history of Kivisto. I'm having some issues since I don't write a very good press release, and there's already a few RP threads going on right now without me adding another. That, and I have no idea when the base foundation for the museum (wiki) will be ready to go since I've never really tried working in wiki before, and the NSwiki pages are about as reliable as jolt for actually loading. I'll hopefully have something for you within a few days.
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Cluichstan
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It doesn't necessarily have to be anything so grandiose, Kiv. Hell, the lead story in the first issue was a missing cat ffs. :lol:

Just pull something out of your arse, like the rest of us do. :wtf:
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The Palentine
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Cluich
 
Just pull something out of your arse, like the rest of us do.  :wtf:


There so needs a smiley for that phrase. :lol:
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Flibbleites
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You know, when you post this in Gameplay you guys might not want to bump it quite so much, it just got locked.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=502289
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Heh. I kind of expected that.
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Kenny
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Cluich, you naughty boy! :P

[size0](And Karmi, you naughty girl!)
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Bah! Nothing wrong with being naughty.

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Posted short article. It's not that great, but since I'm running out of steam, it's the best I could come up with.
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Flibbleites,Oct 7 2006
12:38 PM
You know, when you post this in Gameplay you guys might not want to bump it quite so much, it just got locked.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=502289

Hmpf...CG. Figures... :angry:
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Cluichstan
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Looks like we've got enough new material, so I'll pull the next issue together early next week.
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Wow! Kenny your news article had me in tears. I was laughing so hard and trying to read it out loud to Kiv. Weeee!

The best was the bit about the public poll. :roflmao:
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karmicaria,Oct 20 2006
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Wow! Kenny your news article had me in tears. I was laughing so hard and trying to read it out loud to Kiv. Weeee!

The best was the bit about the public poll. :roflmao:

Agreed. That final bit about not adding up to a hundred nearly made me fall out of my chair! :lol:
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