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Topic Started: Jan 27 2008, 10:37 PM (2,002 Views)
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Flibbleites
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Mar 2 2008, 08:48 PM
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- Kenny,Mar 2 2008
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I thought I had a friendly match with Flib coming up, but it doesn't appear to have happened.
It's probably been postponed until the season ends.
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Cobdenia
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Mar 2 2008, 10:04 PM
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1953 is the new 1932 for 2008
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- Iron Felix,Mar 1 2008
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- Flibbleites,Mar 1 2008
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I think Cob's and Felix's teams need a refresher course on the rules of the game, 12 yellow cards and two disallowed goals between the two teams. :roflmao:
I though it was a rather exciting contest which displayed the "fighting spirit" of our two clubs. If that sort of mayhem was taking place on the field can you imagine the brawls that must have been going on in the stands? :lol:
Hey! Those two disallowed goals were both Cobdenia's - just one was a disallowed own goal on the part of Yelda...
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Flibbleites
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Mar 5 2008, 06:00 PM
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Hey SilentScope! Your team needs their manager! LOG IN!!!
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Iron Felix
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Mar 7 2008, 01:32 PM
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Heh.
- Press release from Spötthecåt Yeldansæ
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Spötthecåt fans run wild Violence erupted in Yelda following the conclusion of Spötthecåt Yeldansæ's 2 - 0 loss to Alternator Cobdenia in the opening game of the season. Fans in Yelda ran amok, spilling out of pubs and into the streets to smash storefronts, overturn automobiles and battle with police in a scene reminiscent of the 1977 baseball riots.
The match, which featured 12 yellow cards, two disallowed goals and two rather serious injuries, ended with Cobdenia victorious and Yeldan fans enraged.
Rioting was most severe in the area around Slekyva Stadium, site of numerous pubs and sportsbars. Thousands of fans had gathered in the area to drink and watch the game (which was played in Cobdenia) on television. Police reported 250 arrests and an estimated 1500 people were sent to hospital. Property damage estimates have run into the millions.
Spötthecåt Yeldansæ is thrilled with this outpouring of support for the team and encourages fans to "keep up the good work"! The official fanclub, Spötthecåt Yeldansæ Llìs, will be distributing free beer, truncheons and molotov cocktails to fans prior to the upcoming match with 24th Attack Squadorn.
Söoll Fräþift Director of Public Relations, Spötthecåt Yeldansæ Football Club
- Press release from Spötthecåt Yeldansæ
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Spötthecåt fans run wild (again) Once again sport-related violence has erupted in Yelda, this time in reaction to Spötthecåt Yeldansæ's impressive win over 24th Attack Squadorn on 2008-03-05. Jubilant fans, fueled by free beer and armed with truncheons and molotov cocktails, battled with police and security forces in a running melee which left the riverfront district in a shambles. Authorities reported hundreds of arrests and area hospitals were filled with casualties from the violence. There were reports of dozens of automobiles set ablaze and a Chairman Dirge's Kenvaldgefþsìorrui Fried Guinea™ franchise was reportedly burned to the ground.
The match, a 3 - 0 win for Spötthecåt Yeldansæ, was the club's first win of the season. The mood of the fans began to turn nasty when forward D. Gottskalk was injured at the 22 minute mark. Spötthecåt went on to win the match, which featured two goals by S. Hrafnarson and one by B. Bergmark. At the conclusion of the match, fans at the Rollicking Klöllen Pub which is located near the riverfront, set the establishment on fire in celebration. The violence apparently spread from there.
Again, Spötthecåt Yeldansæ is thrilled by this overwhelming show of support from our fans. The Club and all of the players and coaches would like to express their thanks and vow to deliver another victory in the upcoming match with Xtap FreedomFighters at Slekyva Stadium. This is the first home match of the season and Spötthecåt Yeldansæ Llìs, our official fanclub, has promised to spare no expense revving up the fans. Fans may pick up their vouchers for free beer beginning four hours before matchtime at a number of locations near the stadium. Truncheons, molotov cocktails, and specially designed "Cåt Rocks" will be issued to fans at the gates. Let's all get out there and support our Cåts!
Söoll Fräþift Director of Public Relations, Spötthecåt Yeldansæ Football Club
Cob wrote a good one too.
- Press release from Alternator Cobdenia
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Alternator's Triumph Marred Palashaliaka-Mundrugarman Stadium rang out to chorus' of the Cobdenian footballing anthem "Three Diodes" following their victory over some unpronouncable foreign team, with both Atul Ghura and Hemant Sawant scoring in extra time. However, the win was smeared by the number of bookings received by Cobdenian players "This just isn't the way we play, what? Why, when the British came to this Godforsaken hell hole, we taught them cricket! Just because this football isn't cricket doesn't mean that sportsmanship needs to go out the window!" stated Roderick Hevinsdah-Murgatroyd, the teams coach. "The offending players will, in the best British tradition of dealing with natives, be shot" he added, weilding a Vickers machine gun. Cobdenian football mourns the loss of the following: Hemant Sawant Markús Adelsteinson Akhilesh Lal Nickey Dravid Praveen Lakshmanan Ravinshu Dutta Amandeep Akbal
Cobdenia face 5 Guys Named Stan this weekend. When questioned about the teams chances, Mr Hevinsdah-Murgatroyd replied simply "They'd better bloody do well!".
STOP PRESS: Fans of Cobdenian football will also be pleased to note that the 7 executed players have since been brought back to life
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SilentScope
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Mar 7 2008, 05:28 PM
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Hey SilentScope! Your team needs their manager! LOG IN!!!
Er. Oops.
Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I am too busy to play in the Football League. So I didn't log in. I was going to get around to tell you that, so I guess you could delete my team.
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Flibbleites
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Mar 7 2008, 07:23 PM
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- SilentScope,Mar 7 2008
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Hey SilentScope! Your team needs their manager! LOG IN!!!
Er. Oops. Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I am too busy to play in the Football League. So I didn't log in. I was going to get around to tell you that, so I guess you could delete my team.
OK then, Your team has been deactivated.
Now if anyone would like to take over managing the 24th Attack Squadorn, the position is available.
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Flibbleites
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Mar 14 2008, 06:31 PM
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I need to fire my assistant manager.
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Following post match comments by the Assistant Manager, the relevant football authorities have fined the club 112 000 econ and warned the Assistant Manager over his future conduct.
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Cobdenia
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Mar 16 2008, 04:49 PM
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1953 is the new 1932 for 2008
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No losses as yet - see what I mean about teams named after electrical devices?
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Flibbleites
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Mar 17 2008, 11:26 PM
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All right, fess up. Who tried to spread rumors about the CEOs?
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The Palentine
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Mar 18 2008, 07:20 AM
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The thinking man's pervert
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- Flibbleites,Mar 18 2008
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All right, fess up. Who tried to spread rumors about the CEOs?
How do you do that? I'm barely able to figure out my lineup and match tactics.
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Flibbleites
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Mar 18 2008, 07:30 AM
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- The Palentine,Mar 18 2008
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- Flibbleites,Mar 18 2008
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All right, fess up. Who tried to spread rumors about the CEOs?
How do you do that? I'm barely able to figure out my lineup and match tactics.
It's under "Dirty Tricks" on the left hand side.
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Cobdenia
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Mar 18 2008, 10:44 AM
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The buggers done it to me too!
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The Palentine
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Mar 19 2008, 09:15 AM
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i think I'll stay away from that. I know nothing about soccer and am having enough trouble just figuring out my strategy, and lineups right now. Most of the time I make choices and hope for the best.
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Cobdenia
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Mar 19 2008, 04:25 PM
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1953 is the new 1932 for 2008
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It works for me; I know very little about footy!
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Mar 22 2008, 07:42 AM
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I have to ask, kenny, how the hell do you lose to the team without a manager?
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