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waaah, Mummy! I don't like the jokes! waaah!; Life imitates the NSUN
Topic Started: Jun 4 2009, 12:35 PM (191 Views)
Kenny
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Alas, the scourge of "zero tolerance" in American schools has spread to cracking jokes in a student's valedictory address! Making fun of WoW-enthusiasts! Oh noes!

Reminds me of my own high-school experience, sadly. After my graduation, where a fair few celebratory families brought along noisemakers, horns, kazoos, confetti, and banners, the uptight bastards on the school board voted to ban these items from all future commencement ceremonies, on the grounds that they "detracted from the solemnity of the event." Or some shit like that. Homorless idiots. :railingmostfuriously:

edit: the system apparently doesn't like me using quotation marks in the thread title. Screw it, then.
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Iron Felix
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That's sad. She should compose the dullest, most generic valedictory speech in the history of valedictory speeches and deliver it in a flat monotone.

Or just get up there and deliver her original speech. What are they gonna do, throw her out of high school?
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The Palentine
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Iron Felix,Jun 4 2009
09:26 PM
That's sad. She should compose the dullest, most generic valedictory speech in the history of valedictory speeches and deliver it in a flat monotone.

Or just get up there and deliver her original speech. What are they gonna do, throw her out of high school?

Heh! She should sic the ACLU on the scoll Board. :)
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Gruenberg
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Wow, this wouldn't happen here. We don't really have school graduations, but at our end of term people dressed up in fursuits and ran through the Assembly hall (they were later chased over the school field by the deputy headmaster). I remember Randomea telling me they all went to their last school assembly dressed in pyjamas.

I think my subtext is unclear: you're big bunch of Puritans!
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The Palentine
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Gruenberg,Jun 6 2009
05:31 AM
Wow, this wouldn't happen here. We don't really have school graduations, but at our end of term people dressed up in fursuits and ran through the Assembly hall (they were later chased over the school field by the deputy headmaster). I remember Randomea telling me they all went to their last school assembly dressed in pyjamas.

I think my subtext is unclear: you're big bunch of Puritans!

Damn straight, Skippy! :P
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Gruenberg,Jun 5 2009
10:31 PM
I think my subtext is unclear: you're big bunch of Puritans!

Heretic!!!! BURN HIM!!! :lol:
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