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| World Assembly Representative Missing!; I can has Cheeseburger in Paradise? | |
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| Topic Started: Feb 25 2013, 01:46 PM (99 Views) | |
| Retired WerePenguins | Feb 25 2013, 01:46 PM Post #1 |
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[Dumont d’Orville] Press Secretary Jay Brown downplayed the lack of any information whatsoever about the whereabouts of James Blonde, former Faithful Pilot and current World Assembly Representative, who was last seen heading for some tropical island to compete for the position of regional delegate. “It’s a tropical island, for Pete’s sake,” he explained. “Things happen more slowly there. The hotter things are the slower things go. Look at the sun; nothing has changed there in millions of years. I am sure that James is doing fine in that hot hellhole. He’s a Blonde, after all.” In the mean time, the WA delegation consists of a dozen Adelie Penguins, led by three Adelie Penguins. “No, I don’t think we are going to appoint an interim representative,” Jay replied to a question on the subject of the vacancy. “The staff is doing an excellent job. They seem to be accepted by the membership in general. Apparently, three small penguins are not all that strange compared to the delegation of potted plants. We have asked them not to submit any resolution without the Chair Officer’s approval but, so far, we have not seen any reason to question their voting records.” |
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