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Episode 1 - "Especially Once We Kill Batman!"
Topic Started: Jul 14 2015, 06:22:31 AM (307 Views)
James Gordon Jr.
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First thing I'll say that there is too much positivity in games such as this. "X is so great! I love talking to them." and "They do Y, making them an awesome ally!" Cringe-worthy positive garbage, the lot of it. I have to be the friendly, cheerful, energetic one in all the PMs I send, so I can not and will not put up with it here as well. If you want fluffy, joyful posts, go read Beast Boy's confessional. Now, he's a merry chap if ever I saw one. Only read on here if you enjoy feeling the darkness of my mind, the inner hatred I store inside for this game and all its players.

And now onto my confessional.

I will begin by commenting on Krypto and Matter-Eater Lad. Now the first does not surprise me. Someone known as 'Superdog' is going to be a disappointment no matter how you look at things. Superman's pet, white dog of generic pedigree? Bah. This canine has been online for hours now but still hasn't responded to my PM, one with a question at that! It's possible I put him off with the following quote:
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Excellent, a dog that someone big and strong like Superman can't help but love is great for us supervillains to know! Thank you for sharing the light on what you name truly means.

It was meant to come across as a joke that could be read as me wanting to destroy Superman when really I don't want that at all, but maybe the truth rang a little too true. It's possible Krypto realised how twisted I really am and is avoiding me for that reason, perhaps he isn't the crime-fighting, truly American dog his avatar says he is.
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I mean, look at this. Really now?

In any case, Krypto can be the first to go. While others may be humouring me, they at least put up with my questions and sadistic comments, something that I find a lot more respectful.

Matter-Eater Lad, however, isn't all that much better. This guy who would prefer others to think he doesn't eat people has also been online for a while now with no response to my latest PM. Now he is another that has a potential problem with my villainous ways, with this question quite visibly causing him some discomfort:
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And as a bonus question, if you were to die how would you like it? I need to uhh... prepare for my next comic appearance. Yes, that's it!

Again, was supposed to be a joke, but another that sees through my faked sense of humour. From now on, I will be completely charming with no hint of what I may be underneath (except with Mad Hatter, we talk of how we're going to kill Batman), but Matter-Eater Lad can still go. Just after Krypto because at least my PM to him didn't contain a question.

Batwoman was also probably disturbed by me asking how she'd like to die, but she pushed on, and we are now in fact beginning to have a decent conversation. I do not know if she sees through me at this stage, but she did call the question odd, which betrays a certain unease with my initial interaction. She will be one to watch out for, as she strikes me as the kind that would love to put me behind bars (that are not these holding cells) as soon as she could, yet is probably willing to put up with me for the time being. The most important thing is that I end up effecting her demise before she does mine.

Jackanapes delightfully appeared unphased by the same question asked of him and apart from the unfortunate incident where I was taken away from the game for several hours, our conversation seems to be progressing rather well. Whether he will become one of my minions or not, we will discover the answer to that soon enough.

Bane splendidly appears as villainous as I am, and similar to Jackanapes I feel we have established a decent rapport. I believe he will be more difficult to obtain as a minion than the tame monkey, but we will see where things go.

Beast Boy is someone I can potentially have quite attached to me, as we 'bond' over our shared liking for long PMs. I am concerned because this tribe seems to be more fond of words than others I've seen, yet if I just amp up the word count a whole lot more, I may be in prime position to have Beast Boy be mine.

Mad Hatter is my first official ally. He appears quite talkative and may be more significantly attached to others than he claims, yet he was the one to offer me an alliance, which would under most circumstances indicate he does not want me gone first. It is only up from here!

And yeah, I've tried but I don't think I can keep this up. Normal confessional posts coming up!
Edited by James Gordon Jr., Jul 14 2015, 07:35:55 AM.
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James Gordon Jr.
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I think the first twist will happen soon, but I don't know when it will be!

I like Batman the best!

I would rather look like I'm on the outside when everyone actually loves me. Leading a majority alliance would obviously have its perks, but it's not really my style!

8 obviously ate 7. Duh!
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Rose Red
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is apparently an American Idol?
What will the first twist be?

Have you found the idol yet?
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Harley
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Is apparently an Immunity Idol?
Excuse you, only I can call Rorschach Rory, get your own nickname.

Also, what show did Batwoman recommend?
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James Gordon Jr.
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I think the first twist will be everyone getting 23 idols!

And no, I have not, but that's where I believe the twist will come in.

Excuse you Harley, but I can call people whatever I please. If we need to share Rory then so be it! Which two letters would you like?

And Batwoman recommended Bob's Burgers.
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I think I am actually falling in love with Red Arrow. It's weird. Rorschach seems gung-ho about having a working relationship, and I don't have any reason at this point to think he's disloyal. Two-Face is improving also! And actually seems to be trying to talk to me which is nice. Matter-Eater is still pretty boring to me though. :/ He talks a lot, but what more is there really? Maybe I'm being too influenced by this PM length trend and have actually started liking people that send shorter ones, except for Red Arrow of course. He's a cutie!
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James Gordon Jr.
Jul 15 2015, 07:40:42 PM
Maybe I'm being too influenced by this PM length trend and have actually started liking people that send shorter ones,
Holy revolution, Batman!
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James Gordon Jr.
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Well usually what happens is people want to vote out my one-liner friends! It's so unfair.
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James Gordon Jr.
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It is so agonisingly quiet!
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Rose Red
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is apparently an American Idol?
Hiya
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James Gordon Jr.
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Hello! How are things in spectatorland?
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