| Episode 1 - "Especially Once We Kill Batman!" | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 14 2015, 06:22:31 AM (306 Views) | |
| James Gordon Jr. | Jul 14 2015, 06:22:31 AM Post #1 |
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First thing I'll say that there is too much positivity in games such as this. "X is so great! I love talking to them." and "They do Y, making them an awesome ally!" Cringe-worthy positive garbage, the lot of it. I have to be the friendly, cheerful, energetic one in all the PMs I send, so I can not and will not put up with it here as well. If you want fluffy, joyful posts, go read Beast Boy's confessional. Now, he's a merry chap if ever I saw one. Only read on here if you enjoy feeling the darkness of my mind, the inner hatred I store inside for this game and all its players. And now onto my confessional. I will begin by commenting on Krypto and Matter-Eater Lad. Now the first does not surprise me. Someone known as 'Superdog' is going to be a disappointment no matter how you look at things. Superman's pet, white dog of generic pedigree? Bah. This canine has been online for hours now but still hasn't responded to my PM, one with a question at that! It's possible I put him off with the following quote:
It was meant to come across as a joke that could be read as me wanting to destroy Superman when really I don't want that at all, but maybe the truth rang a little too true. It's possible Krypto realised how twisted I really am and is avoiding me for that reason, perhaps he isn't the crime-fighting, truly American dog his avatar says he is. ![]() I mean, look at this. Really now? In any case, Krypto can be the first to go. While others may be humouring me, they at least put up with my questions and sadistic comments, something that I find a lot more respectful. Matter-Eater Lad, however, isn't all that much better. This guy who would prefer others to think he doesn't eat people has also been online for a while now with no response to my latest PM. Now he is another that has a potential problem with my villainous ways, with this question quite visibly causing him some discomfort:
Again, was supposed to be a joke, but another that sees through my faked sense of humour. From now on, I will be completely charming with no hint of what I may be underneath (except with Mad Hatter, we talk of how we're going to kill Batman), but Matter-Eater Lad can still go. Just after Krypto because at least my PM to him didn't contain a question. Batwoman was also probably disturbed by me asking how she'd like to die, but she pushed on, and we are now in fact beginning to have a decent conversation. I do not know if she sees through me at this stage, but she did call the question odd, which betrays a certain unease with my initial interaction. She will be one to watch out for, as she strikes me as the kind that would love to put me behind bars (that are not these holding cells) as soon as she could, yet is probably willing to put up with me for the time being. The most important thing is that I end up effecting her demise before she does mine. Jackanapes delightfully appeared unphased by the same question asked of him and apart from the unfortunate incident where I was taken away from the game for several hours, our conversation seems to be progressing rather well. Whether he will become one of my minions or not, we will discover the answer to that soon enough. Bane splendidly appears as villainous as I am, and similar to Jackanapes I feel we have established a decent rapport. I believe he will be more difficult to obtain as a minion than the tame monkey, but we will see where things go. Beast Boy is someone I can potentially have quite attached to me, as we 'bond' over our shared liking for long PMs. I am concerned because this tribe seems to be more fond of words than others I've seen, yet if I just amp up the word count a whole lot more, I may be in prime position to have Beast Boy be mine. Mad Hatter is my first official ally. He appears quite talkative and may be more significantly attached to others than he claims, yet he was the one to offer me an alliance, which would under most circumstances indicate he does not want me gone first. It is only up from here! And yeah, I've tried but I don't think I can keep this up. Normal confessional posts coming up! Edited by James Gordon Jr., Jul 14 2015, 07:35:55 AM.
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| Calendar Girl | Jul 16 2015, 12:53:35 AM Post #21 |
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but uh im here |
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| Rose Red | Jul 16 2015, 01:30:45 AM Post #22 |
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is apparently an American Idol?
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I feel a little violated, TBQH How's "actually putting yourself through this" land? |
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| James Gordon Jr. | Jul 16 2015, 01:43:21 AM Post #23 |
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I very much appreciate your character choice Calendar Girl! And that is a shame Rose Red! You need to grab whoever it is that's violating you by the horns and show them what a kickass American Idol you are! Actually putting myself through this isn't as bad as expected so far. But the worst is probably to come! |
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| Rose Red | Jul 16 2015, 01:44:23 AM Post #24 |
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is apparently an American Idol?
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THIS GUY'S GOT JOKES. |
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| James Gordon Jr. | Jul 16 2015, 01:55:32 AM Post #25 |
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| James Gordon Jr. | Jul 16 2015, 04:22:41 AM Post #26 |
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This mafia thing is getting on my nerves a bit. If Ozy hammered me then I would have shot him though, so he's either smart scum or town. |
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| James Gordon Jr. | Jul 16 2015, 06:26:53 AM Post #27 |
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No one has popped up who I really click with, but maybe this is my problem rather than anyone else's! Mad Hatter either really liked me or makes F2 alliance like they're nothing in which case I probably should watch out. Rorschach is someone I click reasonably well with, but will I be able to make everyone else like him? I don't know. He recommended Abraham Lincoln and Star Sapphire as people to talk to if I ever see them. I don't know if this means he has alliances with them or what. I said the same with Mad Hatter and Jack, but I don't have any kind of alliance with Jack so I was just saying his name for the lulz I suppose? It's difficult to know how transparent to be with Rorschach. I've given him the not-aligned-with-anyone vibe which is practically true, and he seems to really dislike Two-Face for some reason, which means my growing liking for Red Arrow isn't such a problem, but do I want to turn this into something more than it already is? I don't know. Red Arrow could fit the bill for making him mine but he does come across as a little manipulative. He seems to be really jokey about it though so maybe deep down he's really loyal and steadfast! I am probably being way too picky when it comes to everyone, and the fact is that I will make do with what's given to me. Would be nice to have someone I really trust, but that's not the case at all. So I'll just pretend to trust everyone while trusting no one. Yes, that's it!
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| James Gordon Jr. | Jul 16 2015, 09:50:54 AM Post #28 |
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I can't work out exactly how close Rorschach considers me and it's unnerving! |
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| James Gordon Jr. | Jul 16 2015, 11:09:45 PM Post #29 |
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Well it doesn't matter a whole lot because Red Arrow has made an alliance (he called it working together, but I really treat them as the same thing, so whatever) with me and I decided to tell him about the one with Rorschach because why not? |
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| James Gordon Jr. | Jul 16 2015, 11:11:39 PM Post #30 |
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Oh and Riddler should be going because no one but Red Arrow actually knows anything about him. If someone decides they want to do something fancy I won't really care as long as it's not me, but I don't really see it happening at this stage. |
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Yes, that's it!
3:10 PM Jul 11