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Topic Started: Mar 1 2013, 06:03 AM (107,059 Views)
Suzu
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*rolls eyes and pats head*

Whatever you say, uke. There goes the net. Sorry I spent too much time fighting evil birds. *sheepish expression* I'll see you tomorrow, lovinsmuch!
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Zonkers
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G'Night Suzu ! :)

You never take me dancing any more. *cries quietly*
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Suzu
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I'll take you dancing soon XD

Was out with mom all day. We went to lunch with my aunt Wendy and then went shopping. I got one new piercing in my left ear so now I'm even on both sides again. Had some creepy guy staring at me in Wal-mart- plenty of facial hair with a bad case of the manboobs. The only thing that made it funny instead of just freaking creepy was that he wasn't giving me like the perverted leer (and I have gotten that before, it's usually from a very old man and his eyes will be set firmly on my ass), he was staring at me with this awe-struck face like he was just amazed at my sheer beauty. I tell you my mother thought it was hilarious.
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Redundant question time: Why did I have to catch up on recent posts?

Hello Suzu, are you depriving everybody's favourite uke again? Are you trying to train him or something? A cat would be easier.
There is nothing like manboobs, is there? Don't they just make you want to fondle them until you puke?
I am not surprised, you are not unattractive (my version of a compliment) and I believe there is someone for everyone. Except me. Actually I think I met my someone and typical of my life, she was too messed up from a past experience to get into a relationship that could be serious, she instead kept engaging in doomed relationships. Either that or my someone either died a thousand years ago or lives on some distant planet, possibly in another yet to be discovered dimension in time and/or space or somewhere/somewhen else. I am just on my way out so I will see you later.
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To make sure that we hadn't been discussing plans to do something horrible to you involving Richard Simmons? That's why I always make sure to catch up on recent posts, anyway.

That's is most likely true, I doubt I could get Dylly to use the litter box.
Something like that, yes. The puking part is definitely correct.
I think I prefer that version of a compliment to the kind I normally receive ("YOU ARE SO CUUUUTE!"), so thank you. I really am quite sorry to hear that. I wish I could say that description didn't remind me at all of multiple relatives. I think that in this day and age, it would probably be less trouble to seek out romantic relationships in sock puppets, but their eyes tend to fall off. Perhaps we could follow the lead of the Japanese and marry video game characters and anime body pillows (I wish I was making that up). Until next time, dearest Bruce.
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You can never trust Richard Simmons to leave for good, he keeps sneaking back when you do not expect him. For much the same reason, I always check the back of theatres for Peewee Herman on the way to my seat.

You could probably get a collar on him much easier though, just tell him what a pretty boy he is; oh yes he is.
Sock puppets, the last refuge for those of us whom... uh, never mind. At least when the eyes fall off they cannot see you coming until it is too late and that gives you plenty of time to get your hand over their mouths in case they scream. I actually found a "boyfriend pillow" while checking an animé vendor on ebay. I did not know people were marrying them. Somehow they now seem a lot creepier now.
Just putting my boots on to go out checking for flooding. Later Alora.
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Smart plan. You'd think he would have learned after the first time but you just never know about some people, and Peewee Herman may well be one of them. And I am now trying to recall whether I touched the armrests last time I went to the theater and if I washed my hands aftewards, just in case he'd been there. Ewwwwww... now I know why the floor was so sticky...

Would that also work for the kitty ears? Eh, we'll find out.
I've seen the boyfriend pillow as well, I believe the one that got married was a female pillow, though. I don't know much about that one but I know a man married one of the virtual women from the dating simulator video game Love Plus. I saw a news story on it which included a clip from the wedding- a little Japanese man, in full tuxedo, standing at the altar and happily holding aloft his Nintendo DS. Weep for the future of humanity and it's half-human half-anime hybrid babies. WEEP.
Edited by Suzu, May 13 2013, 08:48 PM.
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Use the kitty litter? <_<

Hi Suzu, how are you?
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Suzu
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Kitty litter? What kitty litter? I never said anything about kitty litter. Silly uke.

I'm good, how's you?
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*ignores silly seme*

I'm good, it was really nice today so a bunch of us went downtown after school so I went to Sandra's to eat with her instead of coming home. Will you go out with that guy if he asks you?
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That's nice :) And heck no. I don't do manboobs!
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I could give you 1 of my bras for him.
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Suzu
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No thanks, I'm good.
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Zonkers
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You'd be better with a man tho.
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Suzu
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Not one who has manboobs!
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But everybody loves boobs !
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Suzu
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Have you ever felt a big fat man's manboobs? Well have you? 'Cause there is absolutely nothing fun about them. I've engaged in epic scale wrestling matches with both Ian and Tiny who, no offense to them, are rather heavy guys. I've ended up touching those things. *shudders*
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No, I don't want to neither !
Eww, yuck !
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Suzu
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Plus, they're also covered in hair. And during an epic scale wrestling match, people are prone to getting quite sweaty. Hairy. Sweaty. Manboobs. You wanna fondle those? Didn't think so !
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No Suzu !
MAKE THEM GO AWAY ! JUST MAKE THEM GO AWAY ! ! ! ! ! !
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Suzu
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I will if you promise to be a really good little boy.
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*sigh* Oh, ok then.
*grumbles*
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Good. Have some chocolate. *pats*

Do you have any idea what time you might be on tomorrow?
Edited by Suzu, May 13 2013, 11:45 PM.
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Mmmm, chocolate !

Not really, I got a tutorial so I'll be late getting home but it's supposed to0 be lousy again tomorrow so I won't be doing anything else so I should be able to get online early tomorrow evening, why?
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Well, mom and Brandon are supposed to be going to pick up the puppy tomorrow. Ryan gets carsick real easy so he isn't going, the Belgian isn't here, he went to Little Rock (so the internet is on all day), so it's just gonna be me and him. They should be gone for at least four hours but I can't be sure when they're leaving (they'll probably wait for the lady to call). If we got lucky, we might have a chance to talk to Ryan about you being bi without interruption. But naturally I can't really pin anything down because the universe is against me.
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