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Topic Started: Mar 1 2013, 06:03 AM (106,630 Views)
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Edited by Mouse Caper, Jan 23 2018, 08:55 PM.
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I'm giving vodka to lemurs and teaching them to sing Christmas carols. Gonna be wild.
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If all goes well, I'm spending Christmas with my brother and sister on our farm in Wisconsin. I'll give you a ride if you come over.
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*eyes Dale* Will there be... Christmas cookies?

Sasha assisting daddy in his gaming endeavors.
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For two weeks at Christmas, there are always milk and Christmas cookies and pumpkin pie. ;)

Dessert comes after Turkey, wild rice, candied sweet potatoes, squash, gaffelbitar herring and lutefisk :blink: both from Norway.

Deer hunting season is the week of Thanksgiving, so there may be venison on the table too.
Edited by Dale, Nov 10 2017, 11:11 PM.
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... I wanna go to your holiday parties xD What if I pretend to be your strange, distant cousin?
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In my community, cousin marry cousins. It wouldn't be much different if you show up as my cousin girl friend.
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My husband may object to that suggestion although he might relent if you agree to let him also attend as your cousin boyfriend. It is 2017 after all.

Poor Yuffie is stoned out of his gourd and newly sans testicles. I think he is most distressed about the cone on his head. Poor fellow.
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The cone should be gone in a couple of days with no ill effects.
Meanwhile, get some catnip for the cats.
I have 4 cats - 2 female and 1 male. One female is currently in heat.
Yet, the male cat, although fixed, still likes to go after her.
They kiss each other, snuggle up to each other, and box with each other.
Our "Little Kitty" sneezes a lot and is very thin - only 4 lbs.
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Can't stay, just passing through but like Ben Franklin, I shall return. No, wait, it was MacArthur who promised to return, Franklin promised to come again. And again.


I returned to bring you this, be certain to have sound on: https://twitter.com/invisibleman_17/status/931053303395487745
Now deleted but it was fun while it lasted.
Edited by Geezer, Nov 18 2017, 02:03 AM.
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The little kitty sounds adorable, Dale.

Hey-o Bruce.

Client (fairly senile): "You are..."
Me:"Alora."
Client:"Alora. That's right. I just can't keep you girls straight."
Me: *thinking* I couldn't very well keep myself straight either. :D
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Hello dear. I am not sure if I can keep girls straight either, I am generally attracted to lesbians. You know that gift most men are sure they possess, being able to tell just by looking if a woman is lesbian? I actually seem to have it. Of course it is somewhat easier for me, if I am attracted to a woman, sooner or later I will find out she isn't interested in men. One of the great loves of my life was straight but for girlfriends, in a field of not many one was openly gay and another acted straight wanting to play the good little girl but admitted her interest in women to me. I think she enjoyed being able to relax and not pretend.
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That is possibly the worst super power ever, Bruce. That's like if Super Rabbi had the ability to detect which package of bacon were the most delicious.

How do people wear this stuff all day? (Warning: Selfies) Did I do it right? Can I even eat with this on? Does it clash with my... Skin... Complexion... Tone... Color??? Where is Dylly when you need him?
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Tell me about it. My weakness's are redheads and lesbians. So if a woman has hair that makes her almost as rare as unicorns and does not want men in her life, I am guaranteed to fall in love. If she is also an astrophysicist I become a stalker. Did I ever mention I am also a fair hand at shopping for bacon? Before I developed my allergy to pork I could zero right in on the best package of bacon ends. Sometimes the "scraps" are the best part. Always go for the bacon ends and salmon trimmings.

Blue, hair bondage accessories or lipstick?
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I am now imagining an experimental indie horror film wherein redheaded lesbian astrophysicists must escape an eccentric Canadian stalker while struggling to resist walking directly into his bacon-laden bear traps. Everyone knows lesbians love bacon. That's how he tracks them, you see- they don't realize until half way through the film he's been following their delicious, porcine scent.

In this case I meant the lipstick. I am not fond of makeup in general but now that I am free from the clutches of those who have very strong ideas about what I should look like, I am experimenting with different things.
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In case I don't get back again soon, I wish you all a Merry Christmas from Northern Wisconsin, where it snows just about every day. If it weren't for snowmobiles, we''d stay in a lot. I even got our Christmas tree by snowmobile way back in the woods. Of course, it was too tall for the living room, and there were no squirrels living it it, like in movie Christmas Vacation. :$
Lots of Love :wub: ,
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Snow softly crunches underfoot as Suzu approaches the door to the lounge.

She gives the doorknob a jiggle. Cold. Frozen shut. It is plain to see no one has been here.

Idly wandering to a window, she places a finger tip on the frozen glass.

"We wish you a yuri Christmas

and a yaoi New Year"

After admiring her handiwork, she steps back and takes one last look at the frozen lounge, once full of warmth and laughter.

Then wanders back into the snowy mist.
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🎵Bacon and beans, bacon and beans,
Lesbians love their bacon and beans. 🎶

I would go to a dusty theatre in the basement of Dalhousie University to watch that film. It would have to be shot on 16mm film, possibly black and white. No, colour: 1960's colour.

By the by, I just popped in to wish Alora and her husband a happy anniversary.

You should always feel free to experiment with different things. Like you I have lived with too many restrictions. Isn't it strange how the people who cannot manage their own lives most want to micro-manage yours? I would forego blue and try black if I were you though I fear you may not have the complexion for it. As for how to wear it, aside from when I was extremely young, my only experience with lipstick has been white.

Merry Christmas Dale. My wife once picked out a tree for us, very nice but seemingly 20 feet tall. Somehow it has to be her decision which tree we buy, my family owning three wooded acres, I was offended enough at buying a tree but then I have to be the one to saw 16 feet off the tree using a kitchen knife. For future edification I shall advise that "softwood" is a relative term.

Sliding through the crack in the door-frame a shadowy figure makes its way through the Lounge whilst quietly swearing to himself about children who leave the place unheated. Building a fire in the grate he thinks, "How appropriate for Yule." Too cold yet to sit, he stands waiting for the heat to come and the young people with it.
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1960's color?! *gasps in horror*

Thank you dear Bruce. Unfortunately I'm working today and so is he, so we had decided to go out and celebrate yesterday instead. Naturally as we were driving into town our brakes screwed up and we now await word from the mechanic. How are you?

I believe such people are trying to draw attention away from the burning wreckage of their lives by pointing out everything they think is wrong with yours. Is there a story behind your white lipstick or were you just feeling fancy that day?

Wanders into the now-warm lounge, tracking snow into the carpet. She smiles sheepishly in response to a glare from Bruce and moves to the kitchen to make hot chocolate by way of apology.

Where does the time go? Lounge long vacated by most, married two years, my baby brother just turned 16 and is 6'0 feet tall. Somehow life happened while I wasn't looking.
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For now just a quick Blessed Yule to all.

Today's Quote
Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.
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Merry Christmas to all. We just arrived home, so I'll not add much right now. I will say that for Christmas me, T, and Ryan all received various pieces of goth and/or steampunk gear and I'm please to report we all look like members of some bizarre BDSM cult, or possibly like we're going door to door asking if you have time to hear the word of Lord Cthulu. I'll post pictures later. I hope everyone had a most wonderful holiday.
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Isn't Cthulu the guardian saint of tentacle plants?
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Greetings once again.
It's been below zero for several days now. shootter drain pipe froze. :X Had to dig that out and go on the roof to unfreeze the vent pipe. My relatives next door had a heating water pipe burst in the downstairs living room flooding the rug behind the TV. Had to cut the rug out.
Three deer come on the back porch in the day light and after dark looking for corn and bread that we throw out. Got some nice pictures of them.
Meanwhile, it snows across the country. Alas, it's winter. Are you getting any snow or cold weather where you are?
Edited by Dale, Jan 12 2018, 04:24 PM.
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It has been unseasonably cold across Canada and from what have heard, the situation is about the same in the U.S.
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Indeed Bruce. We must spread the word. If you agree to weekly studies, we bring you a free tentacle plant seed packet.

The car is fixed although some additional repairs will be needed soon. Recent management changes have basically made T's workplace a hellhole, so he put in his two weeks and his last day was Christmas eve. I find actually this is working better so far, though- I only need to work one extra shift or even half of one to fill the gap and he can stay home and do the dishes I so despise until we find something else.
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