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Topic Started: Mar 1 2013, 06:03 AM (106,623 Views)
Zonkers
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Thank you! *curtsies extra cutely*
Yeah, metric makes everything longer. I'm holding out for the cuddle pillow. I think the point of any social media is people are dumb enough to join anything if it's new. Let me know when you find out. XD
You're welcome. :)

When I used to help Bruce sell on ebay he used to get notice thingies from photographers & they used to take pictures of dead people in their coffins. So I think a photo on the cake is like traditional just updated.
Nope, never gonna happen. I refuse to grow old or grumpy. I'm just going to work on getting even more cuter every day.
I'm glad you guys are happy. Cat fur just helps it stay warmer in the winter. *nods* You guys are pretending to be grown ups now? :O
Are you putting sugar in your tea?
Oh btw I'm helping a trans friend transition. It turns out I'm an inspiration. *shrugs*
Sorry for the delay, my net crashed.
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Geezer
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Wanders into the Lounge and has a quick peek at the conversation then backs away slowly.
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Suzu
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The cuddle pillow is free for anyone who volunteers for minion duty. Or who is sufficiently cute and also my friend. Yeah I guess that makes sense, I'm automatically skeptical and distrusting of new things xD Haha, I will.
It shall haunt my nightmares. And confusing daydreams.

Fair enough. I think the whole process should probably be updated at this point. Maybe we could use the eye sockets of the dead to hold cake pops? Or we could save money on buying a pinata... Some people might not appreciate the puppet show, though.
I don't believe you. Everyone knows the only way to be cute forever is to bathe in virgin blood or be a fairy. No, a FAIRY fairy, Dylly.
True. All my clothes are covered in a thin layer of cat hair. Right out of the dryer, there's cat hair. I vacuum and lint roller this whole house, but you'd never know. I'm trying really hard, I've got a job and a car and I say things like "we need to save for taxes" and "please help me make the bed". It's terrible.
Ew. What a waste of sugar. Everyone knows nothing will cut the vileness of tea!
Well duh, of course you are, didn't you know that?

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPEEEEEEEE *tackles Bruce*
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I hope it's the right height for paddle duty. Yeah usually my first question is, "What's the point?" Mention my name if there's any cute guys there.
So it's working like it was planned?

I like the pinata idea. I think it depends on where you have to stick your hand.
OH! That kind of fairy! Hmmm, do you know any virgins Suzu? Anybody?
Sometimes I have nightmares like that & in really bad ones I look & I have stubble!
Good, are you putting milk in it?
No, I just figure I go thru life being cute & that's about it. I don't expect people to notice much more.

*waves at Bruce*
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I am just passing through, I will catch up with everyone later.

BTW I have not read it but you may want to look at a book called, "Evolution's Rainbow."
Not that I was paying attention to the conversation.
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Suzu
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Why do you desire to poison my mind further? Isn't it already bad enough? xD

Maybe we could rig it like a marionette? It would probably take at least two people to operate if it's a big person though.
I mean I could direct you to Ryan's D&D group...
LOL It would be a crime against nature for you to have stubble. I've been working out so I can grow big manly shoulders. If it works you can ride on them and use the height boost to scout for boys.
That is a crime against milk.
Oh yeah you're just cute. Nothing but cute. That's why you still have a lasting and pronounced influence on the lives of people you've never even technically met. Dork-fish. *hugs*

But Bruce, we enjoy your company!
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I can always improve things a little. XD

Would electric motors be too much?
A D&D group sounds perfect. I wonder if ebay has blood collecting supplies? Maybe kajiji... Oh, Craig's List!
I wonder if bathing in milk would prevent stubble? *giggles* That would be so much fun. :)
Well if you're drinking it black I don't know what you're doing to ruin it.
*nods* Uh huh. *big uke eyes* But think of the implications! That would mean there's people out there taking me serious. For more than just bottomly ukey perfection. Dork-fish? *huggles*

Oh, speaking of books: Dale, I'm rereading "A Difficult Boy." It's just as good as I remembered.
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No, electric motors are perfect. Can we incorporate LED lights?
Blood-collecting isn't that hard, in a pinch you could probably just rub it on fresh out of the virgin. That reminds me, I need to find you the picture they're using for one of their characters, Boris the Soviet Love Hammer...
Don't you dare taint my milk. We'll just use midgets to scare the stubble away. Or my muscles, when I have some. Would you take me seriously as tiny muscle-y midget? xD
Eh, probably not adding enough alcohol. That's a factor, right?
Believe it or not, people like that might just exist. Yes- a big ol' dork fish. My big ol' dork-fish :)
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But I need to go out and purchase a small quantity of dead animal matter for supper.
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You should know that I am fond of you enough to feed you. I'll even make you tea, despite the fact that tea is horrible.
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I was thinking lazers but LEDs could be perfect. Most of them flashing but some rotating overhead. Maybe I can do those ones I'm getting really good at rotating & head.
I was just worried if I'm not careful they might notice the group getting smaller. LOL I can't wait.
Midgets would work, they could wax it. Just as long as they don't pay too much attention to my bikini line!
Ouzo sounds good to me.
But I don't want responsibility! I want to be just another pretty face! *big dopey grin*

Sounds yummy Bruce.
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It may be your tea Alora. I learned to drink tea Chinese style so if I drink black tea I use about double the water or have Earl Grey. I prefer green tea or jasmine tea. There are many good herbal teas.
Liquor in tea? Maybe a bit of brandy as a sweetner or you could try making your own "mint" tea with peppermint schnapps.

What else would I use to make burgers with boy?

I am off to the store, I will say "Hi" to Fluffy Wuffles for you.
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I think we're on to something here. Maybe we could make money working funerals. Once we get into pyrotechnics we can even do cremations!
Boris Tell me if that works. You'll know if it's the right picture xD
On the contrary, they'll probably pay EXTRA attention to your bikini line.
Well, there won't be any problems with you being pretty. So what are you studying at your fancy school?

I've never personally found a tea I liked. T loves it (as is fitting) but it all just tastes of boiled leaf juice to me.
Is Fluffy~Wuffles coming home today? *innocent face*

What do you guys think of the name "Rusted Rainbows"?
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We'd be like funeral home DJ's. If we focus on the cake and lights maybe we could start with the gay community to get it started & once they make it trendy everybody will want us. Fabulous Funerals Inc? Fab Finale's?
Oh.
My.
Gosh!
Is that even legal? Even in Russia?
Can I swat them with something? *avoids eye contact & twiddles his thumbs giving it all his attention* remember that time you wanted to try having a second uke and I mighta... I mean it kinda got broken when I was playing with it?
I like being pretty. :-) *sighs* I finished all the good stuff so now I'm taking some courses to prep for the business side of writing. I'm trying to avoid anything too technical, they got tech support for that, right?

I like it. Are you starting a LGBT retirement home?
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That's a good idea. I bet no one really makes rainbow coffins. We'd totally be in-demand. And we're going to need a glitter cannon.
Lol I don't know but there's more pictures of that guy if you look. If I recall in their game storyline he's some kind of strange lesser god. They're very creative, I have to give them that.
What have you done now? Did you break a midget-uke? I told you to be more careful!
At least you're learning. It's an important first step before you take over the world.

Trying to figure out a name for Etsy. Although the retirement home isn't a bad idea. Maybe that's where we'd get our first customers for the funeral business.

I gotta get ready for work. It was nice to get to talk to you, old buddy. Don't be a stranger, man :) *huggles*
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GLITTER ~CANNON RAINBOW~COFFIN

We could get white coffins & airbrush them rainbowy.
I seen pics of him but i didn't know his name. I didn't know he was from a game either.
Nothing. No. I was just checking for the future. In case the midgets pay too much attention to my bikini line.
The world will be much better after I'm running it. And prettier. And glitterier too.

I like the name. That's a good idea too, we could put it in the contract. Ooooo! New idea! New Idea! You know those cart thingies they put the casket on to wheel it around? Spinners on the wheels! Yes!


Has fun at work with the old perv. See you soons. *huggles*
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I am confident I could find some type of tea you would like. Just another of my talents that are impossible to profit from. I do have a couple of talents you can generate income from but it is illegal to do so.
I would love to bring Fluffy Wuffles home but we already made plans for her to live in a nice home in the country with other little lambs. The people there love little lambs and there are big grassy pastures where the little lambs can frolic all day in the sunshine. You wouldn't want to take that from Fluffy Wuffles, would you?
I hope work goes well.
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Dylan,
You know I'm always here ready to oblige you for what you need.
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