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| Politician Fakes 1 Million Jobs | |
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| Topic Started: May 28 2014, 10:17 PM (122 Views) | |
| ♥ Rach ♥ | May 28 2014, 10:17 PM Post #1 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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So the Ontario leader of the Provincial Conservative Party; Tim Hudak is hoping to finally break the Liberal Parties dominance in this years election. Fortunately for the Liberals... despite being in power for 11 years and having a few political scandals lately seem to be in good shape due to their opponents. Tim Hudak, has said that he will create 1 million jobs. This is how: 500,000 which are generated naturally and then due to their tax cuts an extra tens of thousands or so per year. Hudak then says that since jobs last for an average of 8 years that these jobs created count as new jobs each year. So if there are 70,000 new jobs generated in year one... that is another 560,000 jobs. Umm.... not how you count job creation.... He also wants to fire 100,000 public sector employees. Does that mean that he's really getting rid of 800,000 jobs?
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![]() ♥ All You Need is Love ♥ Her Nordic Majesty NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3 Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/ Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you ![]() Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3 | |
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| Festungia | May 29 2014, 12:03 AM Post #2 |
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Viscount
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According to his logic it would depend on how long they remained fired. Theoretically he could cut infinity jobs.
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | May 29 2014, 12:19 AM Post #3 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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That's true
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![]() ♥ All You Need is Love ♥ Her Nordic Majesty NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3 Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/ Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you ![]() Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3 | |
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| Cassius | May 29 2014, 09:26 PM Post #4 |
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Viscount
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It's kind of clever... In a weird sort of way. |
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| mcmasterdonia | May 29 2014, 10:43 PM Post #5 |
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Earl
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Next in the news: Woman fakes 1 million orgasms |
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| grab em by the presidency | May 30 2014, 02:29 AM Post #6 |
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Owner of the largest sewage treatment plant in Balder
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Hey now stop leaking stuff out of Rach and NES's bedroom.
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | May 30 2014, 06:25 AM Post #7 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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Burn
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![]() ♥ All You Need is Love ♥ Her Nordic Majesty NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3 Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/ Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you ![]() Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3 | |
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| grab em by the presidency | May 31 2014, 02:34 PM Post #8 |
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Owner of the largest sewage treatment plant in Balder
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So the Ontario member of the Provincial Conservative Party; Rach is hoping to finally break the Liberal Parties dominance in this years election. Fortunately for the Liberals... despite being in power for 11 years and having a few political scandals lately seem to be in good shape due to their opponents. Rach, has said that she will give 1 million blowjobs. This is how: 500,000 which are given naturally and then due to Rach's extra effort, an extra tens of thousands or so per year. Rach then says that since blowjobs last for an average of 8 minutes that these blowjobs created count as new blowjobs each minute. So if there are 70,000 new blowjobs generated in minute one... that is another 560,000 blowjobs. Umm.... not how you count blowjobs.... She also wants to dump 100,000 public sector employees. Does that mean that she's really retracting 800,000 blowjobs?
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | May 31 2014, 06:51 PM Post #9 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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Woooooooow |
![]() ♥ All You Need is Love ♥ Her Nordic Majesty NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3 Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/ Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you ![]() Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3 | |
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