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Craziest religions?
Topic Started: Nov 11 2014, 03:27 AM (81 Views)
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1. Islam
2. Mormons
3. Evangelicals
4. Scientologists
5. Catholics

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Hmmm.
I'll start with Zoroastrianism; because it literally said incest was cool. Scientifically, it's not that bad, but still not the greatest and certainly not cool.
Christianity because it's technically a death cult and well it has the T
Thirdly Judaism, because God in the Torah is an asshole.
Fourthly, Scientology if that counts as a separate entity. It's a Tom Cruise cult; actually it's a give us ya money c*nt cult.


Basically all these religions are crazy, but I'm an Atheist and former Catholic, so what would I know.
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I just want to reply to durks comment on Catholicism that it's not a religion :P

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Umm - Look i'm going to have to say Hinduism. Gods everywhere and if any of you are familiar with the religion you'll get what i mean. Shiva counts the worlds years left on her toes...shit like that
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I couldn't agree more.
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I think it is the extremists the make religions seem crazy. Tom Cruise being a perfect example of an extremist.
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I'm not entirely sure Tom Cruise is the best example of how weird the Scientology cult is... He's too much of a public figure to go around harassing former members and such. :P But really, the zany set of beliefs they have are far from being what is actually scary about Scientology.
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Arielle Nightingale
Nov 11 2014, 05:39 PM
I'm not entirely sure Tom Cruise is the best example of how weird the Scientology cult is... He's too much of a public figure to go around harassing former members and such. :P But really, the zany set of beliefs they have are far from being what is actually scary about Scientology.
Yeah, like the illegal imprisonment and technical torture of higher officials in the group.
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Arielle Nightingale
Nov 11 2014, 05:39 PM
I'm not entirely sure Tom Cruise is the best example of how weird the Scientology cult is... He's too much of a public figure to go around harassing former members and such. :P But really, the zany set of beliefs they have are far from being what is actually scary about Scientology.
Yeah, like the illegal imprisonment and technical torture of higher officials in the group.
Their insistence on having members be treated by doctors of the cult has led to people die...
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