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| Topic Started: Feb 10 2018, 06:46 PM (103 Views) | |
| Lord Adorable | Feb 10 2018, 06:46 PM Post #1 |
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*Warning, this post contains spoilers from the future, it is recommended you wait till the 41st Millenia where there is only grim darkness and war, thank you* A voxcast announcer approaches the downtown area of the city, standing at the shadow of the tallest building, he river dances till he attracts the attention of random citizens and then he begins to shout: "Denizens of Balder This post voxcast publicae is designated alpha-prioris, continue your operations, but pay attention to this very important message!" Greetings citizens! I am Lord Adorable, Primarch of Imperial Fists and son of the GOD Emperor of Mankind, I imagine that you might be familiar with the Imperium, based on the harsh and nordic surrounding you might have been visited before by the Space Wolves from Fenris, personally I prefer everything gold, just like the Imperial Palace I reconstructed after the Horus Heresy. Phalanx, my massive starship that serves as the mobile fortress-monastery has run out of fuel and was forced to land at the nearest inhabitable planet. Your planet's surface is covered in water, just like Ancient Terra! My orbital scanner detected this cold region, yet filled with life, I hope to have the opportunity to meet the nations inhabiting this fertile region and learn more about the different cultures and politics. Obviously not religions, anything else other than the Imperial Truth is heresy. I admit that when I joined the South Pacific galactic sector, my scanner received signals from more sentient races, about 12 in just 10 minutes, nevertheless, I carefully reviewed them and was mostly interested in the message given by a "prince of darkness" called NES and assumed he was a Daemon Prince, welcoming any newcomers and empathizing with my lack of knowledge, but what attracted me the most was the possibility in finding him and ask about my brother, Leman Russ, the only person who knows the truth regarding the Taco dilemma. Holy Terra, the cradle of all humanity has been in continuous war, one faction supporting Taco Tuesday and the other supporting Taco Thursday, but ever since the return of GOD Emperor, he states that it should be Taco Friday but such idea is madness, heretical is even the thoughts of others by saying you are able to eat the taco at any day which is not true. You do not choose when to eat the taco, but the taco chooses when to be eaten and we should respect its divine will or perish in Chaos. This voxcast has been brought to you by the Cult Mechanicus of Mars, the Administratum, the Adeptus Astra Telepathica, the Adeptus Custodes and the Imperial Fists. Edited by Lord Adorable, Feb 10 2018, 06:46 PM.
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| Theoden Sebastian | Feb 11 2018, 12:12 PM Post #2 |
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