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| Topic Started: Dec 10 2012, 12:50 PM (495 Views) | |
| Fuzzy | Dec 10 2012, 12:50 PM Post #1 |
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Owl says who?
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I found this on the BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20667481 A real, live monkey in a mini sheepskin coat was loose in the Toronto branch of Ikea the other day. The location gives us here in Balder a prime suspect. Rach, what were you doing setting monkeys on shoppers?!
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Fuzzy the Owl Minister of Forum Integration Hooter-in-chief Previous Balder Positions
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Dec 10 2012, 01:01 PM Post #2 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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"Monkeying" around I guess
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| PASD | Dec 10 2012, 01:02 PM Post #3 |
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Saw this on twitter yesterday. I laughed. I like pic of the monkey through the window best. Looking into the distance. Longing to be anywhere but IKEA. We've all been there monkey. |
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Dec 10 2012, 01:04 PM Post #4 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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Yea... it's generally not a hotspot
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| Charles Cerebella | Dec 10 2012, 02:23 PM Post #5 |
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Marquess
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Wow!
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His Grace, Charles Cerebella Jarl of Copenhagen Third King of Balder Other Stuff
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| by Night | Dec 10 2012, 02:40 PM Post #6 |
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Viscount
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Protect the meatballs. |
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| Fuzzy | Dec 10 2012, 02:41 PM Post #7 |
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Don't worry about that, I've eaten all of those already so there's no danger!
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Dec 10 2012, 05:23 PM Post #8 |
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I remember the meatballs being much better when I was younger than when I got older... although, maybe it was also simply me being younger
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| PASD | Dec 10 2012, 05:34 PM Post #9 |
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Gotta take my mind out of the gutter on your comment. But really, I've been to Ikea a bunch of times and never had the meatballs. |
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Dec 10 2012, 05:38 PM Post #10 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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PASD, what is wrong with you? |
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| PASD | Dec 10 2012, 05:40 PM Post #11 |
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A lot. |
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| Fuzzy | Dec 10 2012, 06:14 PM Post #12 |
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Lol, as long as you don't start on the cafeteria hotdogs....Anyway I always preferred the biscuits, (cookies to you fools across the Atlantic who think a biscuit is some meaty contraption) especially the big chocolate ones....mmmmm chocolate.... *slobbers* |
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| PASD | Dec 10 2012, 06:18 PM Post #13 |
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Oh man....cookies. |
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Dec 10 2012, 07:27 PM Post #14 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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Apparently according to my dad, it was some guys pet and he left it in the car... but it escaped... |
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| PASD | Dec 10 2012, 07:28 PM Post #15 |
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WHO LEAVES A MONKEY IN THEIR CAR?!?! |
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Dec 10 2012, 07:33 PM Post #16 |
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I don't have a monkey to leave in my car
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| PASD | Dec 10 2012, 07:35 PM Post #17 |
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Well that's good to know, you'll just leave that dead body in your trunk during the winter though. |
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Dec 10 2012, 07:41 PM Post #18 |
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Obviously, the cold will keep it from decomposing. |
![]() ♥ All You Need is Love ♥ Her Nordic Majesty NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3 Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/ Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you ![]() Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3 | |
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| PASD | Dec 10 2012, 07:42 PM Post #19 |
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I'm calling the Mounties on you. |
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Dec 10 2012, 07:48 PM Post #20 |
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I love the way they dress
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![]() ♥ All You Need is Love ♥ Her Nordic Majesty NES ~ I find you so irresistible | Bestias ~ You are a goddess Salaxalans ~ RACH FOR NS QUEEN | Cpt Carrot ~ Can you get any more awesome? <3| It's always easy to be cheerful around you <3 Calvin Coolidge ~ Rach for NS Queen! \o/ Trinn ~ You're already super sexy and that can't really be outdone Helle ~ EVERYONE wants to be like you <3 | Guys wanna be with you, and girls wanna be you ![]() Praetor ~ Who needs 1500 WA nations when you have Solorni Ninn ~ hi i just wanted to say that you are a literal goddess Bran ~ Who doesn't want to be with Rach? She's fun, funny, an absolute delight and she has mountains of love to give to a cruel world. | Every inch of you is perfect <3 | |
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| PASD | Dec 10 2012, 07:54 PM Post #21 |
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The Mountie or the horse? |
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Dec 10 2012, 07:56 PM Post #22 |
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The Mountie. The horses don't wear clothes
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| PASD | Dec 10 2012, 07:59 PM Post #23 |
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Why are you looking at the horses? |
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| ♥ Rach ♥ | Dec 10 2012, 08:01 PM Post #24 |
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At Least 5% Sugar
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It's so hard to see the horse
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| PASD | Dec 10 2012, 08:02 PM Post #25 |
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So, how about that monkey? |
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